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It looks as if Star magazine is going to continue to perpetuate the thought that Sandra Bullock is hooking up with her “friend” Ryan Reynolds. On the cover of the latest issue of the tabloid, they are claiming that Sandra and Ryan are having a secret wedding in Texas!

Reportedly, they are going to have her adopted son Louis be Ryan’s best man. And they’re only inviting 25 people to their “backyard” ceremony?

Also featured in this issue is Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s marriage drama, with the tabloid saying that they are growing apart. Also, the most believable thing in this issue is their report that Kate Gosselin is desperate to stay famous. Or should I say “desparate”? The grammar nazi in me is cringing, I assure you.

They couldn’t let the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston drama go unmentioned, either. They’re reporting that Jennifer made a furious phone call and ripped Brad for trashing her. Also reported in this issue is a story on Minka Kelly slapping a TV staffer and Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries getting worse.

Do you buy any of this? Besides the obvious, that Kate Gosselin wants to keep her huge Pennsylvania property and wants to stay in the spotlight? Someone’s gotta think of the children, right?

Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!

Apparently everyone and their mother is covering the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie/Jennifer Aniston “fake” love triangle. Even the National Enquirer is jumping into the fray with their latest cover, saying that Angelina wants Jennifer’s new man!

According to their report, there was an “explosive fight” after Angelina offered to have Justin over for dinner and offered him a movie role. Of course, Jen “raged”, saying, “Keep your hands off him!”

Also featured in this issue are the Enquirer’s claims that Kirstie Alley is suffering from bulimia. This is something she heard about prior to the tabloid’s story and has taken to her official Twitter account to debunk.

Last night, she tweeted:

Soo.. heard that the Enquirer is running with a story that Im bulemic…lol..JEEZ!!! “sources” JEEZ.. never hurled a meal in my life..JEEZ

Welcome to my dollhouse..when Im fat I weigh 400 lbs When Im lean Im Bulemic.. when a size 6 Im a size 10… maybe Imma dude & dont know it

Im REALLY commited and strong willed…If I was bulemic I can assure U I would be a size zero… I smell a big ole lawsuit.. do U??

This story will not run in UK.. just watch.. in UK the source must be REAL and named….Enquirer, Im coming for u this time..get ready!!

Bulemmia, is a serious sitiation not to be taken lightly.. it can cause death..this accusation is degrading 2 those who from suffer it.

important to me that you know I lost ALL my weight in the healthiest possible way..organic delicious foods, my Rescue Me & dancing…period

I can’t say that I blame her for wanting to take them to court over their story. She has lost a lot of weight since appearing on Dancing With The Stars, but tabloids sometimes take things just a step too far.

What do you think?

In his interview with Parade magazine, Brad Pitt said that his life had become “pathetic” and that he had an uninteresting life. He also commented that he felt his marriage to Jennifer Aniston had something to do with it.

Afterward, he backtracked on his comments on his ex-wife and said that they were misinterpreted. He said that he wasn’t trying to make it sound as if he thought Jennifer was dull, but that his life had become dull.

Now, it appears that we know why he backtracked. According to Us Magazine, Jennifer demanded an apology for his comments. A pal of Jennifer’s said, “She was annoyed. She thought it was rude and inappropriate.”

An insider revealed that Jen’s team “went ballistic” and reached out to Brad’s people for an apology. The source said, “They got his team involved and Brad was read the riot act – the only way you can read the riot act to Brad Pitt.”

The source said that “no one believes his words were taken out of context – he said what he said. I do hear that he’s remorseful. We think he’s jealous she’s in love.”

What do you think? He had plenty of time to try and get back together with Jennifer. If he was so jealous of her “in love” status, he could have just said so. Instead, he talked about how great his life with Angelina Jolie is.

Thoughts?

Formerly accused “Tot Mom” Casey Anthony was released from a Florida jail on July 17, 2011, but as far as her location is concerned, no one is really sure (except maybe her lawyer, Jose Baez) where she’s hiding out!

She’s unarguably the most hated woman in America right now, and now that she doesn’t have any support from her family, where has she turned? Of course we do know that she’s residing in Florida, after being ordered to return to the Sunshine state so that she could do her year of probation for check fraud.

A source said that after Casey completes her probation next year, she’s planning on leaving the country. Of course she is. Reportedly, the snitch said that Casey plans on taking language classes because “she realizes she may have to live in another country.”

The source went on to say, “She would love to go out to meet friends and do public things, but she knows she can’t.”

She has also sought counseling and has “started to learn and recognize her lies and what they did to people. She has a lot of regrets.”

Apparently there was more (yeah, right) to that Parade interview than the public previously thought. Brad Pitt talked about his boring life being married to Jennifer Aniston. Afterward, he recanted and said that his words were taken out of context.

Now, the folks over at OK! magazine are trying to drag out the Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston non-existent love triangle even further. On the cover, he’s telling Jennifer that he’s been living a lie! Oh noes! Not even a few days ago, he was gushing about Angelina and saying that making her his children’s mother was the best thing he’s ever done.

According to OK!, he has apologized to Jennifer and has revealed the shocking truth about his relationships with both women. Apparently that was enough to leave Angelina “devastated”.

The only shocking thing to us is how unoriginal these guys are. Seriously. How stupid do these people think their audience is? He just got done professing his undying love for Angelina and they’re already on the whole “living a lie” bandwagon.

Do you read this stuff? Can’t the tabloids be happy with the fact that Jennifer is happy in her new relationship with Justin Theroux and her marriage to Brad Pitt probably feels like it was a hundred years ago?

What do you think?

If you were one of the millions of people who tuned into the ninth season of Two And A Half Men, then you’re not alone. Apparently, Charlie Sheen was watching right along with us. And even though the show was panned by fans of the show, Charlie said that he loved it!

Ashton Kutcher replaced Charlie on the show, after his very public meltdown earlier this year. Ashton’s character, Walden Schmidt, took over, landing the show in the top spot in the ratings game.

Charlie didn’t just like the show, he loved it! According to reports, Charlie has told friends that watching his funeral on the show was “eerie but fun.”

Of his replacement, Charlie said, “I thought it was the best intro for a new character on a TV show of all time.” Reportedly, he also liked the fact that Ashton’s character “was revealed through the dusty exploded smoke of my remains.”

What did you think of the season premiere of the show? Did you love it or hate it? Sound off in the comments below!

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A year ago yesterday, heiress Paris Hilton was sentenced in her cocaine bust. She was sentenced to one year of probation, along with a $2,000 fine and 200 hours of community service. In addition to that, Paris also had to attend an intensive substance abuse program.

Because she’s “so against” cocaine, the socialite has completed all of the terms of her deal in the case. Even better, she completed more hours than necessary of the community service, prompting good remarks from the judge.

She pleaded guilty at the time to two misdemeanor charges of drug possession and obstructing an officer, after lying and trying to claim that the purse that had the coke in it wasn’t hers.

Instead of doing her 200 hours as ordered by the court, Paris did 228 hours.

Well, at least she has taken responsibility for her stupid actions, unlike someone else who has made headlines for the same reason. I guess that makes Paris a good criminal? She’s against coke, remember?

So much for that purse not being hers. At least she can walk away from this knowing that she did the crime and paid her price to society. Should Paris have gotten jail time for possession? If that were you or I, we would still be sitting in jail, rotting.

See, I almost got through an entire article not bashing Paris too much. Baby steps, people…baby steps.

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Yesterday, we reported that Breaking Dawn actor Robert Pattinson was in the middle of working on his debut album. Apparently, we were misinformed. His rep has issued a statement, saying that the rumors of an album are false.

As we pointed out yesterday, this isn’t the first time rumors that Rob was working on an album have popped up.

Sorry Twilight fans, your idol is not yet considering the idea of becoming a musical star. He was said to be working on a guitar-based album, but had been too busy in the past to create his musical effort. The source said that Rob’s album would be a mix of Ray LaMontagne and Van Morrison.

Now, his rep has said that the rumors are not true. In a statement, his rep said, “The report is untrue. He is not working on an album right now.”

And there you have it! Rob is not currently working on an album, but his rep didn’t say anything about his future musical endeavors. Should Rob make an album? What do you think? Sound off in the comments below!

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It’s the first elimination of season thirteen of Dancing With The Stars and we’re covering the show live!

In case you’ve missed the premiere episode of the season last night (too busy watching 2.5 Men?), then check out our official recap of the night’s events right here.

It’s anyone’s guess as to who’s getting eliminated on tonight’s show. Last night, there was a mix of the good and the bad, along with the truly terrible (We’re looking at you, Kim Kardashian.)

Stay tuned as we reveal who’s safe and who’s in jeopardy as the results show airs!

Up first for tonight’s elimination are Ricki Lake, Elisabetta Canalis and Rob Kardashian. Ricki Lake is safe, along with Elisabetta Canalis, leaving Rob Kardashian in jeopardy.

Up next in tonight’s elimination are Hope Solo, Kristin Cavallari and Ron Artest. We’ve just learned that Hope Solo, while Ron/Metta are in jeopardy, leaving Kristin Cavallari safe, as well.

Stay tuned as we cover the rest of the show! Who’s getting the axe tonight? (continue reading…)

People really flocked to Ashton Kutcher’s debut episode on Two And A Half Men last night! Fans of the show, along with Charlie Sheen fans were wondering just how well his replacement was going to do. In case you’ve missed it, you can check out our official recap HERE.

Ashton debuted as Walden Schmidt on the highly anticipated show, after its creator and Warner Brothers fired its former star. So, we tuned in to see how Ashton would do and more importantly, how the show would fare without Charlie.

According to reports, no matter the reason, the show got 27.2 million viewers who tuned in! The show also received a 10.3 rating in the 18-49 demographic. That basically means that mostly everyone shunned the season premiere of Dancing With The Stars to watch Charlie Harper get lambasted.

That’s pretty interesting, considering Charlie and Ashton were going head-to-head for the most viewers for the night. Still, we have to admit, we didn’t care for how the show handled Charlie’s death. They made his family seem very uncaring at his funeral and afterward. The only one to show any remorse at his passing was his brother Alan, who had a heartfelt talk with Charlie’s urn after the wake.

It appeared to us that Chuck Lorre was more interested in giving Charlie every disease known to man, making his family rude and uncaring and flopping Ashton Kutcher in his spot as the man-child, hapless, exhibitionist womanizer.

What did you think? Why did you watch? Were you curious about how Ashton was going to do? Or were you more interested to see how the show would handle Charlie’s death? Most importantly, will you watch again next week for part two? Let us know, in the comments!

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In case you missed the season 13 premiere of Dancing With The Stars, we’ve got a brief run-down of what happened last night! Also, you can check out our more detailed official recap of last night’s events HERE.

Scores (in order of appearance):

Ron Artest and Peta Murgatroyd – 14
Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke – 16
Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas – 19
Chynna Phillips and Tony Dovolani – 22
Nancy Grace and Tristan MacManus – 16
David Arquette and Kym Johnson – 18
Elisabetta Canalis and Val Chmerkovskiy – 15
Hope Solo and Maksim Chmerkovskiy – 21
Carson Kressly and Anne Trebunskaya – 17
J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff – 22
Ricki Lake and Derek Hough – 20
Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer – 17

Who’s promising: Chynna Phillips, David Arquette, Hope Solo, Ricki Lake, J.R. Martinez and Chaz Bono.
Who’s not-so-promising: Ron Artest, Rob Kardashian, Nancy Grace, Elisabetta Canalis, Carson Kressly.

The worst performance of the night went to Ron Artest, who looked stiff, disconnected and out of his element. Of course, we would be remiss if we didn’t mention how much Nancy Grace sucked. Elisabetta was also flaunting her stripper moves. She doesn’t have a huge fan base here in the U.S., so she might be the first to get the axe.

The best performance of the night went to Chynna Phillips tied with J.R. Martinez and Ricki Lake. All three were fantastic and inspired on the dance floor.

So, who’s going to be eliminated in tonight’s episode? Leave your guesses in the comments.
Our official guess is Ron Artest. What do you think? Stay tuned as we recap the results show LIVE tonight!

Check out our live recap here!