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Winning warlock Charlie Sheen made a surprise appearance at the 2011 Emmy Awards last night!

During his spot, he wished his former co-stars and the crew of Two And A Half Men a future of “great television”.

It is a definite turn around from his previous remarks about the show and its creator, Chuck Lorre. Charlie has really seemed to turn things around for himself, don’t you think?

Since having a meltdown, Charlie has been replaced on the show by Ashton Kutcher. On last night’s awards show, however, he proved that he held no hard feelings for the actor. He presented the award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series to Jim Parsons for his show, The Big Bang Theory.

He said to his old cast and crew, “We spent eight wonderful years together and I know you will continue to make great television.”

Jon Cryer later presented an award with Ashton, and introduced himself on stage by saying, “I am not Charlie Sheen.”

Ashton rolled with the joke, saying, “And Jon, I want to tell you something. I do not think you are a troll.”

Too funny!

Which will you be watching later on tonight? The newly rebooted Two And A Half Men or the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen? Let us know in the comments!

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Pop singer Lady Gaga has apparently shown off her new piercing!

From our friends over at Lickable Celebs, we’ve learned that Gaga has taken things to a new extreme with her exhibitionist ways and has revealed all in a dress slit up to “there”.

After leaving a photo shoot in New York, the songstress sported some weird glasses (per usual), along with a sexy dress, showing off her goodies for the whole world to see.

She’s already proven that she doesn’t have a penis, so is she just doing this for show? We’re not sure. Do you even care? We’re more surprised by the fact that she’s showing off her hoohah for public consumption, but nothing she does really surprises us anymore.

How about you?

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Robert Pattinson was catapulted to fame in his role as Edward Cullen for The Twilight Saga, but before the franchise made him a household name, apparently he dissed the movies.

His Bel Ami co-star, Natalia Tena, who plays a prostitute in the movie, said that Rob didn’t think too much of the vampire flick before he made his name.

She said, “We had this summer of being really close. I remember Robert taking me out a few months later. He was like, ‘I’m just saying goodbye because I’m going to America for a few months to do some vampire thing.’”

In other related Rob news, sources have revealed that Rob is looking to get rid of his reputation as a heartthrob. An insider said, “Robert is excited about moving on to other more diverse roles after Twilight and playing a villain is very appealing to him.”

The source went on to say, “One character he is fascinated with would see him playing a serial killer while there are others for villainous characters in major Hollywood blockbusters as well as an indy movie. Robert wants to show he has range to his acting and doesn’t want to be typecast as the hero or the heartthrob.”

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There were rumors floating around that Twilight actress Nikki Reed had married her fiancee, Paul McDonald, in secret — after the happy couple was spotted wearing matching gold bands on their ring fingers.

Now, her rep has issued a statement, saying that the rumors are not true. Nikki and Paul became engaged earlier this year, but they’re not revealing anything about their wedding plans to the public.

Her rep said, “Nikki and Paul got rings a few weeks ago while in Washington, D.C., because Paul wanted to wear one while he’s on tour and away from Nikki, as a way to feel close to her while they’re apart. They aren’t married yet.”

And there you have it!

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After Scarlett Johansson’s sexy photos were hacked and then subsequently leaked onto the internet, it was reported that Mila Kunis also suffered a hack. Mila’s hacked photo reportedly had sexy photos of Justin Timberlake on it.

Now, the non-couple are denying reports that they’ve sexted with each other. Their reps are denying any existence of “inappropriate” messages between the Friends With Benefits co-stars.

Their statement said, “At no time did Mr. Timberlake and Ms. Kunis exchange inappropriate texts or emails. The insistence that there is any inappropriate correspondence between the two parties is entirely false. We would like to confirm that the photo addressed in the media of Ms. Kunis was in fact not from any phone but from an inactive email account that has not existed in three years. In regards to the other photos in question, they were never exchanged between the two parties.”

The statement added, “In closing, Mr. Timberlake would like us to make it clear that while he might write about putting things in boxes, he never has and definitely doesn’t make a habit of taking any photos of them and sending them. Ms. Kunis would like us to add that while she is a fan of the song, she does not nor has ever had photos of any male parts in her possession.”

It’s good to see that their reps have a nice sense of humor!

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Lindsay Lohan almost became the latest victim of nude photos getting leaked onto the internet!

While Scarlett Johansson and Mila Kunis’ cell phones were hacked, Lindsay simply lost hers. Fortunately for Lindsay, the person who found the phone wanted nothing to do with Lindsay’s personal business and just returned the phone.

TMZ reports:

Lindsay lost the phone in New York City, as she left the V magazine party at the Boom Boom Room. We’re told our Good Samaritan, who worked next door to the venue, spotted the lost phone and took it home.

According to our sources, the screen read “LINDSAY LOHAN’S PHONE” when he plugged it into his computer. He somehow figured out how to contact Lindsay’s people and then returned it … without even asking for a reward. And you guessed it … she didn’t give him one.

We’re told Lindsay was ecstatic … the phone contained lots of important phone numbers numbers and emails, as well as personal photos and “a lot of stuff” that she wouldn’t want published.

Perhaps it was an attempt for Lindsay to leak her own saucy photos? It’s that time of year again when people are starting to wonder why she’s famous. Try harder, Lindsay, you’re becoming too obvious.

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Disney starlet Demi Lovato has really come a long way since quitting the Jonas Brothers tour last year and checking herself into rehab.

Now, she says that she wants to be a role model. In a new interview with Ellen DeGeneres, which is set to air on Tuesday, Demi said, “There was nobody out there for me to look at and say maybe this is unhealthy.”

She went on to say, “I want to be that for a 13-year old girl at home deciding whether or not to eat dinner, or an 18-year-old girl deciding whether or not to keep her breakfast down.”

She also discussed finishing treatment, saying, “It was the time in the tabloids when very, very skinny girls were on the cover of every magazine, and that’s what I was looking up to. That’s what I had to idolize. I don’t want that for young girls to idolize.”

She went on to say, “So many things were going great in my life, and then all of a sudden my personal life just went down at crazy speeds. I had a negative breakdown and it changed my life forever.”

She added, “But if I hadn’t gone into treatment. I know know if, one, I’d even be sitting here today, or two, if I’d be alive today.”

Kudos to Demi Lovato for changing her life around!

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Not only is Kim Kardashian said to be miserable in her marriage, but according to reports, her sisters hate her husband, basketball player Kris Humphries.

In their wedding footage, Kris said that he thought Kim could just put anyone into the “husband” slot. Star magazine reported that he was feuding with her family, and from the sound of it, that might be true.

The family took off to Bora Bora in April so that they could all get to know each other. Apparently there was more than a few issues, stemming from that trip. Kris criticized Kourtney for being a “slave” to her son, Mason. Kim’s sisters also didn’t like how he roughhouses with her. A source said, “He’s like this weird, big clumsy oaf. Kris is getting famous for marrying a Kardashian.”

At least the man has a legitimate career and hasn’t made himself a laughingstock for getting famous from leaking his own sex tape.

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Yesterday, singer John Mayer took to his official Tumblr account to tell his legion of fans that he was forced to cancel some shows. The reason? He’s suffering from a granuloma.

He wrote:

Hi everyone,

After several months of going week to week monitoring and hoping to correct the condition, I am forced to cancel my upcoming singing engagements due to something next to my vocal cords called a granuloma.

I’m bummed to have to bow out of both the iheartradio Music Festival in Las Vegas and an appearance with Tony Bennett in Los Angeles. I know there were people depending on me to be there and I’m sorry that I can’t be on those stages.

‘Born and Raised’ is complete as far as music recording, song selection, and in some cases mixing, but because of this condition I couldn’t finish singing on several of the tracks. This means the record will be released next year instead of this fall or winter.

This is a temporary setback, though I’m not sure how long or short a period of time it will be. I’ve got the best doctors in the country looking after me and I will be singing and touring again as soon as I get the all clear. Until then I’ll be spending time writing and composing more music and kicking an empty soup can around the West Village.

I’m looking forward to seeing you again soon. Until then take good care.

John

We checked Wikipedia for “granuloma” and here’s what we’ve found:

Granuloma is a medical term for a tiny collection of immune cells known as macrophages. Granulomas form when the immune system attempts to wall off substances that it perceives as foreign but is unable to eliminate. Such substances include infectious organisms such as bacteria and fungi as well as other materials such as keratin and suture fragments. A granuloma is therefore a special type of inflammation that can occur in a wide variety of diseases.

Get well soon, John! Let’s hope that he’s able to get this condition taken care of!

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Charlie Sheen is putting in the rounds to let everyone know that he’s all fine and sober now. He had a heck of a year, after going nuts and getting fired from his former show, Two And A Half Men.

Now, Charlie is admitting to being like a “runaway train” during his meltdown earlier this year. It was a year full of catchphrases, “winning”, “tiger blood” and “adonis DNA”, among others.

He appeared on the Tonight Show and said, “It was like a runaway train that I was kind of the reluctant conductor of. And it just kept going. I said some things that were a little out there. I might have overshot the mark a little bit. But these were just metaphors. I didn’t really believe I had tiger blood or adonis DNA. These were just jokes.”

When Leno asked him if he thought he was out of control, he said, “Absolutely. I can’t do it again Jay. I don’t have the energy. I’m out of slogans.”

On Friday he appeared on Today, where he added, “I think it’s important that people see, that I see, and that I feel, that that was just one crazy chapter and one weird phase. I was this guy before it started and so I can be that guy again afterwards.”

What do you think? Is Charlie all better now? Are you going to watch Charlie Sheen’s Roast? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

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Ryan Gosling wants to cut down on his acting jobs and work on having some babies! Ladies, any takers?

The Notebook actor admitted that he has been putting his acting career before his personal life for entirely too long and he wants to change that. He also revealed that he blames the pressure of Hollywood for his failed relationships with Sandra Bullock and Rachel McAdams.

In a new interview with British publication The Times, he said, “I had two of the greatest girlfriends of all time. I haven’t met anybody who could top them. Show business is the bad guy. When both people are in show business it’s too much show business. It takes all of the light, so nothing else can grow.”

Reportedly, he’s been dating Eva Mendes, but he said that he’s “in a committed relationship with film”, adding, “I’m giving as much to it as a marriage.”

However, despite his relationship with his career, he does want a family. He added, “I’d like to be making babies but I’m not, so I’m making movies. When someone comes along I don’t think I’ll be able to do both and I’m fine with that. I’ll make movies until I make babies. I have no idea when the handover will happen.”

Ladies, it sounds like he’s taking applications!

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