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Right after it was revealed that Scarlett Johansson’s cell phone was hacked and her nude photos were released, we’d learned that Mila Kunis’ also suffered a hack.

As it turned out, Mila’s phone reportedly contained one photo of herself in a bathtub where you could only see her head. Along with that, it was said that she had two photos of Justin Timberlake. One photo showed Justin laying on a bed, while the other, showed him with a pair of pink panties over his head.

Then, there was the fourth picture, which showed an unidentified man in nothing but his birthday suit. Fast forward to today, and Justin is now saying that the guy in the photo is not him!

According to a source close to Justin, the photo on Mila’s phone isn’t showing HIS junk. He also said that he never sent such a pic to Mila or anyone else.

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You’ve all seen Kim Kardashian’s huge backside, but now her mother, Kris Jenner, is taking credit for the giant booty that could crush a city and cause mass panic.

In a new interview, Kris said, “I think Kim does have my butt for sure. I won’t say what they are, but we have some of the same body issues, so it’s great to talk things through with her.”

Kris also admitted to having a facelift done for her daughter’s wedding to Kris Humphries and also revealed that she’s not opposed to the idea of having more surgery in the future.

She said, “A woman has to do what a woman has to do. I still like to look natural, but if there was anything I felt needed work, I would do it.”

She also added that Sharon Osbourne recently asked her about the work she had done. She added, “I have a lot of respect for Sharon. We met recently and she said, ‘Darling, I love your face’. Everybody clearly wanted to ask what work I’d had done, but she was the only one brave enough to ask.”

I don’t think anyone wants to take the time to confirm that Kim got her butt from her mother, so we’re just going to have to take her word for it.

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As the time nears for the premiere of part one of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, we’re getting more and more juicy details about the movie.

Screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg is now revealing juicy details from the movie, making us wish that November was already here. Are you getting antsy?

She said that Bella’s birth scene will be so intense, that we’re going to get “freaked out!”

When speaking about the movie, she said, “I think fans may be a little freaked out.”

She went on to reveal, “There’s some conflict with the wolves that they may not remember – there’s a lot of conflict in the book that’s resolved with a conversation and we only hear about it. For this movie I was able to play off of that. We’re beginning to get into the second half of the film, which turns more into a horror story. The images of Bella – trust me- it only gets more intense!”

Are you excited for the movie to get released already? Do you think you’re going to be freaked out when you see Bella’s birth scene? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

Yesterday, in a new interview with Parade magazine, Brad Pitt opened up about his former marriage to Jennifer Aniston, along with his current relationship with Angelina Jolie.

From the interview yesterday:

When speaking about his marriage, he said, “I spent the 90′s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.”

Apparently, some outlets misinterpreted his quotes to make it sound like he thought Jennifer was uninteresting. He issued a statement today to combat that through process.

He said, “It grieves me that this was interpreted this way. Jen is an incredibly giving, loving and hilarious woman who remains my friend. It is an important relationship I value greatly. The point I was trying to make is not that Jen was dull, but that I was becoming dull myself — and that, I am responsible for.”

Good for him for setting the record straight!

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Is Jessica Simpson’s impending wedding to Eric Johnson in trouble?

Reportedly, Jessica has put their wedding on hold, for now. Her friends are said to be wondering if she’s getting cold feet after the details of the wedding planning have started to overwhelm her.

An insider said, “It’s starting to affect her relationship with Eric. He’s a great guy who really loves her, but right now Jessica’s friends are worried that she may end up single again if she’s not able to make up her mind.”

A confidante of Jessica’s said, “The wedding isn’t off. It’s just on hold while Jessica sorts out some of the details.”

The pal went on to reveal, “He just wants them to be happy. Eric says they could elope tomorrow or get married in three years. It almost doesn’t matter; he is convinced they’ll spend the rest of their lives together.”

We haven’t heard confirmation as to the validity of these reports, so basically we’re waiting on Jessica to get on Twitter and mention something about her “boobies”. Stay tuned.

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Casey Anthony was acquitted for the murder of her two-year-old daughter Caylee, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t repercussions to the murder trial.

She was rumored to be doing an interview, and while some outlets chimed in to pay top dollar, she declined. Her parents, George and Cindy Anthony, talked to Dr. Phil recently, where they defended themselves.

Now, we’ve learned that a Florida judge has ordered Casey to pay almost $100,000 in law enforcement costs with regard to the investigation of the death of little Caylee.

Prosecutors, along with law enforcement agencies were looking for her to pay $500,000, but the judge in the case ruled that she would only have to pay roughly $100,000. The investigation cost so much because she allegedly lied to the cops about a babysitter kidnapping her daughter. Later, the police found that the babysitter didn’t exist, but the investigation drained manpower and resources.

Brad Pitt just opened up about his former marriage to Jennifer Aniston, in the latest issue of Parade magazine.

When speaking about his marriage, he said, “I spent the 90′s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.”

On the topic of his current girlfriend, Angelina Jolie, he said, “One of the greatest, smartest things I ever did was give my kids Angie as their mom. She is such a great mom. Oh man, I’m so happy to have her.”

Of the persistent rumors that they’re having relationship troubles? He added, “I mean, how many stories have you read that aren’t true, stories about me and Angie being married or fighting or splitting up? And when we don’t split up, there’s a whole new round that we’ve made up and we’re back together again! We’ll get married when everyone can. We’re not splitting up. And we don’t have a seventh child yet.”

That clears up a lot! Now maybe the tabloids can focus on someone else next week?

[Editor's Note: The above photo was from September 2002.]

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Scarlett Johansson’s leaked nude photos have caused her to go on the attack. Her lawyer is warning a list of celebrity websites who have posted the photos to remove them – or face legal action.

The actress has hired Marty Singer and he has already fired off legal letters to several websites, demanding that they remove the photos in question or else!

In the documents, he demands that they remove the “stolen copyright protected private photographs” immediately or get sued.

He claims, “The highly personal and private photographs at issue capture our client self-posing in her own home in a state of undress and/or topless.”

He added, “If you fail to comply, you will be acting at your own peril. Please govern yourselves accordingly.”

We’ve removed the photo that we had posted yesterday. Still, things like this are never truly erased from the internet, are they?

What do you think?

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Former Disney star Miley Cyrus says that her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, is perfect — because he listens to her.

Miley says that she knows Liam is the right guy for her because he’s always there to give her a sympathetic ear instead of telling her what to do.

In a new interview, she said, “I think it’s someone that is always there to listen and I think that’s when people make mistakes because they always want to have the answers and I don’t like people trying to fix me, I just like them being able to listen.”

She also revealed that she’s never been happier with the way things are going in her life. She said, “Everything’s great, I’m happy and there’s nothing I can complain about. I’m performing and doing what I love and I have awesome people in my life so nothing can really go wrong.”

It sounds like everything is going the way Miley wants it to, so good for her. She and Liam have been dating for a while now, do you think they’ll eventually get married?

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According to the latest issue of Star magazine, reality star Kim Kardashian is already miserable in her marriage to basketball player, Kris Humphries.

Maybe she just has way too much butt for him?!? I’m just sayin’, that thing is ginormous enough to need its own zip code. Perhaps she crushed him with it and he’s going to be talking high-pitched for some time now? Anything is possible, right?

Still, I wouldn’t doubt if this is all part of the Kardashian’s well-thought out plan to hijack America into thinking that she fell in love with Lurch, only to leave him a month or two later. And to find out that it was all for the benefit of the reality show cameras.

I swear, if they pull a Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt on us, we’re going to trash this broad from here to Kingdom Come (Spoiler Alert: We already do.)

I can’t be alone in thinking that their marriage was a sham to begin with, right? Who’s with me? If they split and it’s all over the headlines, I called it.

You can send your checks to: Jed Eckert, Fortune teller and writer extraordinaire, C/O Earsucker.com. We wear many hats here, but I mostly am the resident Magic 8-Ball.

According to this week’s issue of the National Enquirer, actress Reese Witherspoon underwent brain surgery, just days after getting hit by a car.

If you’ll recall, Reese was going for her usual morning jog, when she was struck by an 84-year-old driver. On September 7, 2011, Reese was crossing the street and was hit by the driver. The actress elected not to press any charges against the elderly woman, but she was said to be ordered by police to re-take her driver’s test and have her eyes checked.

Now, the Enquirer is reporting that Reese had to undergo brain surgery and they’ve got pictures showing her with a bandage wrapped around her head.

According to their medical report, her injuries could be deadly. Let’s hope she’s just fine!

Also in this issue, Sarah Palin has cheated on her husband Todd with an NBA star and Carrie Underwood is having a baby.