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Brad Pitt has revealed that he has quit smoking after being found out by two of his six children with Angelina Jolie.

He was spotted by Zahara and Shiloh after sneaking a cigarette at the bottom of his garden in his rented Budapest home. Then he was guilt-tripped into giving up the habit!

A source revealed, “They followed him outside and caught him puffing away. They couldn’t believe it as he’s always said smoking’s bad for you.”

He’s been trying to break the habit with hypnotherapy sessions and using nicotine lollipops and mints in order to fight the nicotine craving.

Good for him if he was able to quit! Congratulations to Brad for being healthy and setting a good example to his children.

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The question as to whether or not Dr. Conrad Murray will testify in his own defense at the Michael Jackson manslaughter trial has been answered. The Defense will resume its questioning of their final witness, Dr. Paul White, but Dr. Murray will not be taking the stand.

A source said, “Dr. Murray has told his lawyers from day one that he wants to testify, and tell his side of events. But lead attorney Ed Chernoff has determined that Dr. Murray will not take the stand because he wouldn’t be able to withstand the tough cross examination that the DA would subject him to.”

The source added, “Clients always want to testify, but in this case, Walgren would be able to wear him down, and Dr. Murray just wouldn’t be able to overcome the basic facts of the case: not calling 911 right away, failure to tell emergency room doctors and first responders that he had given Jackson propofol, and not having the proper monitoring equipment.”

Is it possible for the doctor to walk away from the trial without jail time? What do you think?

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Lindsay Lohan is either all out of strategies or she is finally realizing that she really goofed up this time with her probation. According to reports, Lindsay won’t be putting up any kind of fight during her probation violation hearing on Wednesday.

TMZ reports:

Sources tell us Lindsay’s strategy — courtesy of Shawn Chapman Holley — is to show the judge she is now really, really serious about complying with the terms of her probation. She’ll come to court armed with proof she’s logged in 24 hours of service at the morgue — way more than the 16 hours the judge required before Wednesday’s hearing. And Lindsay still has time to put in more time.

Lindsay’s plan has its risks — she faces well over a year in jail if the judge throws the book at her. We’re told Lindsay is hoping for minimal jail time — two weeks — which would actually be way less because of overcrowding.

The wild card, of course, is Judge Sautner, who made it clear at the time of sentencing … if Lindsay violated probation she would go to jail. Based on the judge’s statements … it’s unlikely Lindsay would score a 2-week sentence.

We’re sure she’s just out of strategies for keeping herself out of jail. She’s done her shoot for Playboy, which will occupy people so that she doesn’t slip into irrelevance while she’s in the pokey. The judge has already said that if Lindsay screws up, she’ll get the book thrown at her.

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Kristen Stewart has gained worldwide popularity in her role as Bella Swan in the Twilight movies, but naturally, she wants to distance herself from all of that. Now that she’s finished filming both of the final movies, she no longer wants to be associated with Bella.

She revealed that she is currently looking for roles that will challenge people who think of her in the iconic PG-13 role. In a new interview, she said, “I’m getting to the point in my career where I feel the need to emancipate myself artistically.”

She went on to reveal, “Don’t get met wrong, I will never be ungrateful for what Bella and Twilight gave me. But it’s a natural evolution of my career.”

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Tonight is an all new episode of the hit show Once Upon A Time. This episode is titled, The Thing You Love Most. In it, we will find out what the Evil Queen has had to sacrifice in order to send all of the characters to Storybrooke, Maine.

Tonight, Regina attempts to rid Storybrooke of Emma and keep her out of Henry’s life. So what did the Evil Queen have to give up to make her evil plan go as she wanted?

This evenings episode begins with Henry watching the town clock tower from his window. He is satisfied knowing that Emma is here and is going to save everyone in Storybrooke.

Regina reads through Henry’s fairytale book and realizes that there are pages missing from the book. She confronts Henry about the missing pages and claims she is very upset that he thinks she is evil and does not care for him.

The clock tower chimes and Henry rushes out to see the clock work. Regina is not happy at all about the tower working. Regina pays a visit to Emma with a basket of apples. Emma tells Regina that she is planning on sticking around for a while. Regina is not happy with this and she once again threatens Emma.

Tune in to our sister site, Tragicomical, for the only official recap that matters!

UPDATE: Check out photos and a sneak preview from episode three, Snow Falls, HERE!

Sex tape star Kim Kardashian has revealed that she’s not letting the divorce rumors surrounding herself and husband Kris Humphries get to her anymore.

She said that prior to getting married, she tried to warn Kris about the public lifestyle that she leads and all of the public scrutiny that they would face as a married couple.

In a new interview, she said, “Something I really prepared Kris for was to let him know that no matter what we do, there’s going to be rumors. It used to really upset me and now I don’t even think about it.”

She recently said that her marriage wasn’t ideal, because she was living with her sister Kourtney and that Kris was basically being a slob.

Most recently, Kris became the victim of investment fraud. His rep issued a statement saying, “He is working with law enforcement authorities and will not have any further comment until the matter is resolved.”

#RichPeopleProblems

UPDATE: IT’S OVER, KIM KARDASHIAN IS DIVORCING KRIS HUMPRHIES.

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Teen singer Justin Bieber has revealed that he has trust issues! Who knew?!?

He said that he has struggled to make any new friends since rising to fame as a pop singer, and reveals he finds it difficult to let anyone in his circle of friends. He said that he can’t trust anyone outside of his inner circle.

I can’t say that I blame him, when you get rich, it’s hard to know who’s with you for your personality and/or friendship or who’s with you because you have all of the coolest toys.

In a new interview with Access Hollywood, he said, “I don’t really let anyone in my circle. I don’t really trust a lot of people, which is sad. But I kind of keep the people I grew up with close to me.”

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Demi Moore beats up the paparazzi? – Tragicomical

Fringe: Witness The Return of Peter Bishop! – War On Hollywood

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon show off the babies! – Pop Couture Baby

Lindsay Lohan takes a smoke break at the morgue – INF Daily

Jennifer Lopez learned to love Jennifer Lopez – Amy Grindhouse

Sarah Michelle Gellar is pregnant? – Have U Heard?

Solange Knowles wants some weed – Miss Jia

Beyonce is having a baby girl – Hollywood Dame

Melissa McCarthy is still sassy & fabulous – Evil Beet Gossip

Kristin Cavallari & Jay Cutler are engaged again? – Hollywood Hiccups

Dancing With The Stars professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy has broken his toe!

He has already got into some trouble after mouthing off at the show’s head judge, Len Goodman. Now it appears that he has something else to contend with — now that he has hurt himself.

He tweeted, “One thing that could make this Halloween weekend better—-NOT having a broken toe! Got @TeddyV & @BigMervLA helping out!”

Let’s hope that his toe heals quickly. Otherwise his partner, Hope Solo, will have to take on a new dance partner for tomorrow night’s show. If she has to dance with anyone else, who do you think it should be? How about Maks’ brother, Val?

What do you think?

Get well soon Maks!

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At twenty-five years old, former reality television actress Heidi Montag is gearing up for her very first autobiography. Wait, does anyone still know who she is? We do live in an ADD society, don’t we? In case you’ve forgotten, she’s the bleach blonde stick who had ten plastic surgeries in one day only to emerge as FrankenBarbie, only a jacked up version.

Along with her husband, Spencer Pratt, they have faked a pregnancy, wedding, divorce rumors and have done several reality shows. Still, the thing she’s most known for is her failed music career and those stupid surgeries.

Yet, she wants to share all of her experiences with all of us little people. A source said, “She’ll talk about the control that Spencer exerted over here, which forced her to make bad decisions that ultimately got her kicked off The Hills. A big chunk of the book will be about how Heidi befriended Lauren and how devastated she was when she ended up dumping her as her BFF. Maybe something positive will come out of it. She’s happy to have people read the full story and make up their own minds.”

Do people still care about her feud with LC? Seriously?

She’s also gearing up to talk about her ten surgeries in one day. The source added, “She blames a lot of it on the pressure of being in the public spotlight. She wanted to make herself look like a Barbie doll.”

Mattel should totally sue her for throwing their trademark around.

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Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney’s romance lasted for about two years and she has already moved on to former True Blood actor Mehcad Brooks. Now, she’s talking openly about their relationship.

She said he was “the person who valued my feminine side the most” and “also one of the best people I have met from a charitable point of view”, adding that “he has been special for me, and very important, just as a father would be.”

Oh snap. Did she just call George an old guy? Technically, he really is. He’s 50 and she’s 33, but the age gap between them isn’t Hef creepy.

She elaborated, saying, “Between us there was more of a father-daughter relationship. I was unable to clarify this up ’til now.”

What’s funny is that she now claims that talk of marriage or children didn’t break them up. In fact, she says that neither were a factor in their break up. Oh how naive we are, eh, Elisabetta?

She said, “George and I never spoke of marriage nor of having kids. I don’t put limits to the possibility of having them, but neither George nor I had ever envisaged having kids together. The end of the relationship was not caused by a marriage issue, but instead by our personal needs.”

Little does she know, but she doesn’t have to talk to *him* about marriage or kids. In fact, she gave an interview where she discussed marriage. Here’s a snippet, which was posted on June 9, 2011:

“Whenever I see my picture in a magazine I know what is being written. They all say that I spend my time organizing parties and that my boyfriend does not want to marry me and be with me anymore. I am a firm believer in marriage, in the future I will be married, but for the time being I am happy as I am.”

Obviously it didn’t take long for the word to get back to George that Elisabetta was yapping to the media about marriage, because he ended it a few short weeks later.

It was so obvious, but apparently she didn’t see it. Pretty girl, but not too bright perhaps?

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