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Apparently Michael Lohan really enjoyed the time he spent behind bars on Tuesday so much that he decided to get arrested again. We’re starting to wonder if he really can read?!?

These Lohans aren’t too bright, are they?

Reportedly, MiLo got busted again after trying to contact his girlfriend (ex?) Kate Major. What’s insane about this fiasco is that Mike tried to escape from the police by jumping off of a third-story balcony. The jump was 34 feet! Holy crap, dude, aren’t you getting too old for that mess?

Kate notified police that Mike had been trying to contact her by phone and wouldn’t leave her alone.

TMZ has more:

According to law enforcement, officers believed Michael was a “threat” — so they rolled up to his hotel to arrest him.

But here’s the crazy part — law enforcement tells TMZ, Michael tried to escape by hopping his 3rd story balcony … but crashed to the ground … and then tried to hide in some trees.

After officers pulled him down, Michael was placed under arrest for violating a condition of his pretrial release (presumably for contacting Kate) … and resisting arrest without violence.

Maybe he should get comfortable this time?

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Tonight was an all new episode of the hit comedy Suburgatory and we’ve got your official recap right here! In case you’ve missed last week’s show, you can check that out at this link.

From the official synopsis from tonight’s episode, titled, Halloween:

Tessa channels her inner “suburban girl” for a Halloween costume, but it ends up spooking her friends and everyone at school since she reminds them of a recently “departed” resident of Chatswin. And George is determined to prove to Halloween-hater Dallas that being scared can be fun, but gets a scare of his own when Steven Royce (guest star Jay Mohr), Dallas’ husband, finally comes home from one of his many business trips.

Official recap:

Tonight’s show opens with Tessa setting up Halloween decorations in Chatswin. It’s obvious that they’re going overboard, but it’s their first Halloween since moving. Tessa has set up a tombstone for her father, George Altman and proceeds to tell him how he “died”. (continue reading…)

Tonight’s episode of “American Horror Story” should prove to be a real treat tonight since the Harmons will be celebrating Halloween. As we know the house has it’s own personal character, to say the least, and tonight the Harmons are visited by two more special guests; the most recently deceased last owners of the home.

Hopefully tonight some more of the house’s mysteries and the Harmon’s deepest secrets will be uncovered with Halloween being the one day of the year that the spirit world and our world meet. Well we will just have to wait for the show tonight to answer some of our most wanted questions.

Join our sister website, Tragicomical, as she dives deep into the horror with you LIVE. Is that guy creepy looking or what?!?

On Monday’s Broadway themed episode of Dancing With The Stars, soccer player Hope Solo performed a saucy Rumba with her professional dance partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Head judge Len Goodman wasn’t feeling their performance and commented that it was Hope’s worst dance of the season. On Tuesday, we reported the scuffle:

Len said he was really disappointed and then the audience started boo’ing. Maks was encouraging them to get louder with their disapproval. Len told Maks, “Don’t start all of that Maks, because half of the fault is yours.”

Maks replied with, “As long as the audience liked our journey, we’re good.”

Len quipped, “The audience liked the effect” and commented that he’s been in the business for fifty years. Maks snapped, “Maybe it’s time to go!”

Maks went on to talk to Brooke Charvet about the incident, telling her that it’s “his” show. The judges appeared upset at his proclamation. Now, Maks is revealing that he will not apologize for his comments from Monday night.

The dancing pro appeared on Good Morning America and said that he has nothing to be sorry about. He said, “I definitely have nothing to apologize for. I have nothing to apologize for to Len, and certainly not to Carrie Ann. She can make all the faces she wants. The last time I apologized was to my grandma when she was dying of cancer.”

He added, “I don’t regret anything. That’s why I think I’m a bit misunderstood in this situation. Everyone is waiting for me to bow my head, take a knee and say I’m sorry and plea for forgiveness. I have nothing to apologize for.”

Do you agree with Maks? Or do you feel he was out of line?

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Yesterday, Earsucker.com revealed that Lindsay Lohan would be appearing in an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine. Today, we’ve learned, via gossip website, TMZ, that she’s going full frontal for the men’s publication.

Reportedly, the actress has completed the four day photo shoot, as of yesterday. Her mother, Dina, commented that Lindsay did the shoot and that it “went well.”

We’ve learned that Lindsay isn’t going to be shy at all in the photos and is showing everything — tastefully. TMZ reports that a source close to Playboy said that Lindsay will be showing, “Boobs, ass, and vag.”

As we’ve previously reported, Lindsay earned one million dollars for the racy photo shoot. We’ll have the cover of Lindsay Lohan’s issue, as soon as it is revealed — so stay tuned!

This week, we’ve got all of the tabloid weekly magazine covers in one handy place!

Featured in this post are covers from People, National Enquirer, Us Magazine, OK! Magazine, Life & Style, In Touch Weekly and Star Magazine. Get your fix right here!

The top photo shows Star Magazine with the proclamation that Jennifer Aniston and her live-in boyfriend, Justin Theroux, getting married. What’s funny is that she JUST denied this YESTERDAY. Too funny.

People magazine is talking about DWTS contestant, J.R. Martinez’s struggle from Iraq War burn victim to dancing pro and show frontrunner. We love J.R., he’s a great dancer.

Click the link to read more of this week’s tabloid magazine covers and see the photos! (continue reading…)

On last night’s live performance episode of The X Factor, The Stereo Hoggz brought the house down with their cover of Otis Redding’s song, Try A Little Tenderness.

They’ve got the whole package, all wrapped into one group. They really mesh well together with all of their vocal harmonies. This was a good song choice for them. Again, kudos to Paula Abdul for mentoring these guys….she did a great job in molding them into crowd pleasing performers.

Check out their performance, below:

What did you think of their performance last night? Do they have what it takes to go all the way? Can they win it? What do you think? Sound off in the comments below and let us know your thoughts!

Thrown together at the end of Boot Camp, InTENsity seems to be bringing the fast-paced music to The X Factor live show with their cover of Footloose by Kenny Loggins.

They really performed well together as a group. They danced in sync and just got out there and seemed to have a good time. There is definitely a market for this kind of thing. Out of all of the groups, InTENsity is right up there as one of our favorites. It was a great song choice, as well. Kudos to Paula Abdul for her mentoring on this one.

Check out their performance:

What did you think of their performance last night? Would you buy an album put out by InTENsity? Do they have what it takes to go all of the way? Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think!

Put together at the end of Boot Camp, Lakoda Rayne is really burning up The X Factor stage. Last night, they performed Come On Eileen by Dexy’s Midnight Runners…and it sounded fantastic.

We’re not sure about the country music market, but perhaps they could try some pop next week? I’m interested to see how they would fare with an upbeat pop song.

Check out their performance, below:

What did you think of their performance? Did they bring a unique spin on a classic? Usually I’m not a fan of cover songs, but they took this one and made it their own without changing it up too much.

What do you think? Do they have what it takes to win the prize? Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think!

Last night on The X Factor live performance show, Chris Rene seemed to step out of his comfort zone and cover Madonna’s song, Love Don’t Live Here Anymore.

To my surprise, it was a really good cover. I liked his performance a lot. You can really tell that he’s hungry for the main prize in the competition. He did a fine job. Check out his performance, below:

Was this your favorite performance of the night? Do you think Chris has what it takes to make it to the end to claim that five million dollar recording contract? Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think!

Marcus Canty decided to butcher the eighties with his performance of Culture Club’s hit song, Do You Really Want To Hurt Me on last night’s episode of The X Factor.

Now, don’t get me wrong, Marcus is a fine singer with a great voice. He’s got positivity in his attitude and seems like a genuinely nice guy. Perhaps it was just the song choice that wasn’t right for him.

Check out his performance, below:

Was this your favorite performance of the night? Do you think Marcus has what it takes to get through until the end of the show and win the five million dollar recording contract? Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think!