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After her son Rob Kardashian nearly nabbed the Mirror Ball trophy in the 13th season of Dancing With The Stars, we’re hearing reports that momager Kris Jenner might want to put on her dancing shoes next season.

Reportedly, the show’s producers already have their eye on Kris for the show’s 14th season next year. An insider said, “They have already had Kim and brother Rob Kardashian on the show and now they are hoping to get mama Kris to swing her hips. Love them or hate them, the Kardashians bring a huge amount of media and buzz to anything they do and having Kris join the next show would be a smart and controversial move, which is exactly what this show loves to do.”

They have already asked Robin Quivers to join next season’s show, but she has turned them down for the fourth time. A source said that she “doesn’t want to take that much time away from Howard.”

Perhaps Robin could do it if Howard Stern ends up judging America’s Got Talent? Just a thought.

Who do you want to see on 2012′s season of Dancing With The Stars? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts!

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Comedian Patrice O’Neal has passed away at the young age of 41. The funnyman passed away on Monday night, after he suffered a stroke in October.

TMZ has more details:

This according to his friends at the “Opie and Anthony” radio show.

O’Neal had been a staple in the comedy world for years — and performed at the “Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen” back in September. O’Neal was a regular guest on the “Opie and Anthony” radio show — and appeared on several TV shows such as “Chappelle Show,” “The Office,” and “Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn.”

Opie just tweeted, “Yes it’s true that our pal Patrice O’Neal has passed away. The funniest and best thinker I’ve ever known PERIOD.”

RIP :(

Dr. Conrad Murray appeared in court today to be sentenced in the Michael Jackson manslaughter trial.

Dr. Murray’s attorney tried to object to the cameras being in the courtroom. Judge Michael Pastor overruled the defendant’s right to privacy with regard to the cameras, due to the fact that he recorded a lot of his interactions prior to the court’s ruling for his documentary.

The Prosecution presented the court with statutes that dictate that this involuntary manslaughter should be classified as a serious felony. They want Conrad Murray to serve out his sentence in State Prison.

The Prosecution asked the Judge to allow the family’s representative to speak on their behalf. Mr. Brian Panish spoke as the family’s attorney. He said that Michael’s parents couldn’t imagine living past Michael and his children will grow up without a father. They aren’t there to seek revenge, as there is nothing they can do that would bring him back.

They want the judge to impose the maximum sentence to remind physicians that they cannot bypass their Hippocratic oath to do no harm.

The Prosecution’s attorney David Walgren recounted how Dr. Murray was careless and reckless with the life of Michael Jackson. He said that Dr. Murray looked out for himself and not Michael, nor his family, even after Michael’s death. He is asking the Judge to deny probation, citing the Judge’s words regarding the “homicide” of Michael Jackson – during the reading of the verdict. He said that it’s the People’s position that the doctor should be mandated to serve four years in State Prison after he played Russian Roulette with Michael’s life nightly. (continue reading…)

Now that MTV has picked up Mike Judge’s wonderful creation, Beavis And Butthead for a new season this year, the voice of the two cartoon goof-ups has plunked down $4.45 million for a new home. The home is located in Santa Monica, California and has all of the trimmings!

We’ve got photos of the animator’s new pricey digs and you can check them all out here on Earsucker.com. The Mediterranean style home was formerly the home of Cliffside Malibu head honcho, Richard Taite.

The home has an entire commercial gym, detached guesthouse, and a combination saltwater pool with a spa. The property sits on nearly a quarter of an acre plot and the home is 3,700 square-foot in size.

I guess MTV really fronted him a lot of cash for the return of B&B! The home is beautiful and spacious, all well deserved for making us “heh heh” all throughout our teens. Check out all of the photos below:

Heh heh heh uhhhh he said “Butt”. Heh heh heh.

On Monday, December 5, 2011, a new episode of the ninth season of Two And A Half Men will air. This will be the show’s eleventh episode of the season, titled, What A Lovely Landing Strip.

We’ve got some of the first photos from the new episode right here — for your viewing pleasure. But first, the episode’s official synopsis:

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

In case you’ve missed episode ten, titled A Fishbowl Full Of Glass Eyes, you can read our full recap of the episode here.

Last week’s episode of the show saw Walden trying to date a nice woman named Zoey. On their date, he can’t seem to stop talking about his ex-wife, Bridget. He tries to get himself invited into her apartment to meet her daughter, but Zoey realizes that he’s still hung up on Bridget and therefore, not ready for the dating scene.

From the set photos, it appears that Zoey is making a return. The episode’s title seemingly refers to Walden’s private jet. Also of note – Rose is back! A ploy for ratings? What do you think?

Check out the entire set of photos that we’ve got from the upcoming episode:

Are you still watching the show?

Celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson has become the victim of a burglary at her Venice home!

On Monday night, the police were called to her house after someone broke into her garage. According to TMZ, the call to 911 came in right before 7PM PST. According to law enforcement, the would-be burglar never got inside of her home.

We haven’t heard reports as to what was taken. FYI, this is the same pad that is identical and right next door to the place that Lindsay Lohan purchased after they broke up.

Details of the incident are unclear at this point. Stay tuned, if any new developments arise, we’ll have them here.

The top seven will be performing on this week’s performance episode of The X Factor USA — and we’ve got some handy scoop for you!

This week, like last week, will also feature a double elimination. In addition to that, we’ve learned that Wednesday’s show will feature tracks from the Michael Jackson songbook!

On Thursday, we’ve learned that British rapper Tinie Tempah will be performing his new song, Pass Out.

So after learning that this will be Michael Jackson week, we will speculate who will be singing what.

Rachel Crow – You Are Not Alone
Drew – Human Nature
Astro – Smooth Criminal
Marcus Canty – Bad
Chris Rene – Beat It
Josh Krajcik – I Just Can’t Stop Loving You
Melanie Amaro – The Way You Make Me Feel

These are just guesses, based on what we would like for the top seven to sing. We have yet to hear the actual song list for Wednesday’s show. If you know, you can always email us!

Update: Astro just tweeted this message out to all of his Astronauts, “Done at rehearsal space. Headed back to studio to tweak the track! Gotta get MJ perfect!”

TELL US: What do you want the top seven remaining contestants to perform on Wednesday night? What is your favorite MJ song? Sound off in the comments — we want to know!

PERFORMANCE RECAP HERE

Earlier today, we heard a quote from Robert Pattinson touting his skills in the bedroom, as evidenced by his role in Breaking Dawn. Now, we’re hearing that the bedroom scene was actually embarrassing for him.

He commented that faking the orgasm in the vampire flick was just embarrassing. He said that he was happy with the end result, but said that the camera crew watching as they shot the scenes just made it completely awkward.

In a new interview, he said, “We were staring into the camera doing orgasm faces and stuff and it becomes unbelievably embarrassing. But I think it ended up good at the end I think.”

Do you think that he’s just trying to cover all of his bases, so people don’t think he looks like a weirdo in the movie? Or is he on the promotional circuit, trying to get more butts in theater seats?

What do you think? Have you seen Breaking Dawn yet? If so, what did you think of it? Decent or boring? Sound off in the comments and let us know!

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Now that Kate Gosselin has found herself a “mediocre” job as a coupon blogger
for CouponCabin.com, it was rumored that she had gone under the knife! Reportedly, she had gotten a new face to go along with her new career dispensing advice on money saving tips.

Now, Kate is denying any claims of having work done to her face — and even calls it a compliment! Oh lord. Here we go.

She says that she doesn’t mind all of the gossip about her new face, because it makes her feel like she looks good. She said, “With all the buzz about me having had a facelift, I will confirm that I have not had one (I am only 36!!!). But I will take all of the talk about how rested and young I look as a compliment! So thanks!”

For the love of God. She will turn anything around to appear as if it is a compliment, won’t she? Seriously. Please just go away already. Can we start a petition?

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After dating Raffaello Follieri for four years, apparently Anne Hathaway is having some better luck in the love department. She has announced that she is engaged to her boyfriend of three years, Adam Shulman.

Congratulations to Anne and Adam!

Their engagement announcement comes right after Anne was spotted walking in a park in Brooklyn, sporting a nice sized engagement ring. Her rep later confirmed the reports.

Previously, Anne spoke of getting married to Access Hollywood. She said, “Sometimes I find myself somewhere and I’m just like, ‘Oh, it’d be really fun to get married here. I really don’t know what that says about me but…I try not to anticipate things before they happen – especially things that I would like very much to have happen.”

Kudos to her! But I can’t be the only one who thought she would end up with Jake Gyllenhaal, am I??? Either way, we’re just glad that she didn’t end up with a scumbag like Raffaello, she definitely deserves a lot better than that!

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Lindsay Lohan’s attorney, Shawn Holley, apparently has an opinion on the manslaughter trial of Dr. Conrad Murray. On November 7th, Conrad Murray was found guilty of manslaughter in the Michael Jackson case and faces up to four years if convicted.

Shawn is a person who has battled the judge in defense of Lindsay, so she knows a thing or two about being the devil’s advocate. She claims that the Doctor should not get the full four year sentence for his role in the death of Michael — primarily because it wouldn’t be fair.

TMZ reports:

With Murray’s sentencing hearing set for tomorrow in L.A. — we asked the effervescent Shawn Holley if Conrad deserves the 4 year prison sentence he’s expected to receive.

Holley makes it clear she doesn’t excuse Murray’s “horrible” crime … but claims he shouldn’t get the full sentence because, “He has no record.”

Murray’s hearing is set to begin at 8:30 AM tomorrow — TMZ will be livestreaming the whole thing.

Stay tuned to see how long the Doctor gets for a sentence. The worst case scenario is that he gets house arrest and a very minimal amount of jail time when he appears in court tomorrow.

What do you think of Shawn’s comments? Does he deserve the entire four years? Sound off in the comments below and let us know your thoughts!