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Michael Lohan was rushed to the hospital on Thanksgiving yesterday, after complaining of chest pains and not feeling well.

He was staying at his court-ordered treatment center in Florida, when he said he was feeling bad. Someone there took his blood pressure, which ended up being 200/110. Afterward, he was immediately taken to the hospital.

We’ve learned that the elder Lohan is set to undergo heart surgery today. TMZ reports:

After undergoing tests, our sources say doctors decided Lohan needed a stint in his heart and scheduled surgery for today. We’re also told doctors discovered a blood clot in one of his lungs.

Lohan underwent surgery back in February to clear blockage in the posterior interventricular artery of his heart.

Get well soon Mike!

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Tonight we are back to the burbs in Suburgatory with Tessa and George for a special “Thanksgiving” episode. If you’ve missed last week’s episode, titled, Sweet Sixteen, then you can read the official recap here.

Tonight’s synopsis:

While on a girls day out in the city, Tessa and Dallas run into George making out with a woman; Lisa refuses to wear the dress her mom picked out.

RECAP:

This evening starts with Tessa reminiscing about memories with her dad and traditions. But George has new traditions in mind.

Tessa sees Lisa outside and she tries to talk to her about Thanksgiving. Lisa is upset because she has to wear a dress that her mother makes her wear that all the female cousins wear at Thanksgiving. Tessa tells Lisa to just tell her mom not to wear it.

Lisa tells her mother she is not wearing the dress and her mother has a total fit and send Lisa to her room to be a poop there.

Read the rest of the official recap at our sister site, Tragicomical. We just love this show and this is the best recap around!

On tonight’s Thanksgiving episode of FX’s hit show, American Horror Story, we are all in for a special treat! Tonight we will find out the identity of the elusive Rubber Man! Who could it be?? Any guesses?

In case you’ve missed last week’s show, titled, Open House, then you can read the official recap here.

The Rubber Man has played a mysterious part in the first season of American Horror Story and today we get to find out who is behind that tight fitting suit, and who the father of Vivian’s child happens to be.

The show airs tonight at 10PM EST on FX and our sister site Tragicomical will be providing up-to-the-minute coverage as it airs – Live! Stay tuned!

FIND OUT THE IDENTITY OF THE RUBBER MAN!

It was a night of giving thanks on last night’s performance episode of The X Factor USA. Each act presented their songs with dedication and loving feeling toward the person they were thanking. Again, there were some standout performances with some still sticking out in our heads. [Recap, Videos Here.]

They all had touching stories, but only seven will go through to next week’s show. Tonight, nine become seven as the act with the lowest votes will get eliminated immediately. Afterward, the two acts in the bottom two will perform in a head-to-head showdown for the judges to vote. We can speculate that Josh Krajcik and Melanie Amaro will surely be safe from elimination, as their performances really stood out.

Tonight, we find out if America was really fed up with Astro enough to vote him out! If LeRoy Bell ends up being eliminated, it wasn’t because his story wasn’t touching enough. It was. But his version of Angel was just not up to par. If Chris Rene ends up on the chopping block, it could be because no one was feeling his version of Let It Be. His saving grace was that he realized the song wasn’t working and changed it up in the middle.

If Drew Ryniewicz ends up biting it tonight, it will be because she’s always doing the same old tired routine. Her performances are slow and there’s no upbeat tempos — and almost no life. If Lakoda Rayne ends up singing for their supper, it’s because they aren’t polarizing enough to keep in the competition. That would be unfortunate for Paula Abdul, because they’re the only group she’s got left.

Here’s who did what:

Rachel Crow – I Believe by Yolanda Adams
Marcus Canty – A Song For Mama by Boyz II Men
Melanie Amaro – World’s Greatest by R. Kelly
Chris Rene – Let It Be by The Beatles
Lakoda Rayne – You Belong To Me by Taylor Swift
LeRoy Bell – Angel by Sarah McLachlan
Astro – Show Me What You Got by Jay-Z
Drew Ryniewicz – Skyscraper by Demi Lovato
Josh Krajcik – Wild Horses by The Rolling Stones

Predictions: LeRoy Bell will get eliminated first. Afterward, Chris Rene and Lakoda Rayne or Marcus Canty will go head-to-head. (continue reading…)

George Michael has reportedly been hospitalized in Vienna — and is suffering from pneumonia!

Austria’s state broadcaster ORF revealed that the singer has been hospitalized with symptoms of pneumonia. He is said to be getting treatment at the AKH hospital.

Access Hollywood reports:

Michael, 48 years old, canceled a planned Vienna concert on Monday two hours before it was due to start.

Event organizers Show Connection said he was suffering from an inflammation of the respiratory system and had acted on a doctor’s recommendation.

We hope he gets well soon! Stay tuned for any further details regarding his condition…

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Because the National Enquirer didn’t get enough legal threats over their last magazine cover featuring Chaz Bono, they’ve decided to run another story about the activist/author. According to the tabloid, Chaz has collapsed at 271 pounds!

They ran the story on November 2, 2011 that Chaz has four years to live, but his lawyers fired off a letter to the magazine, demanding a retraction and apology.

Now, friends have raced to save him!

Also featured in this issue is another Kardashian divorce! Apparently, Kris and Bruce Jenner’s marriage is falling apart. In addition, they are claiming that Ricki Lake is pregnant at 42!

Oprah Winfrey is now begging Gayle not to leave her. Justin Bieber is also grounded by his mother for spending $160,000 on a car.

Pals are also fearing that Sally Field is suicidal. In addition, Ricky Martin is getting married to his boyfriend in Spain. Also, Demi Moore has been knifed in the back!

On the cover of the latest issue of Globe magazine are 25 TV cops and private eyes, with the question of “Where Are They Now?”

The featured story shows some of the best television officers in the business and promises to get fans up to date on what the stars of those shows look like today! Globe reports:

GLOBE features an exclusive 11-page special revealing where 25 of your favorite stars from TV’s cops and private eye shows are now. Find out what Miami Vice’s Don Johnson, Police Woman Angie Dickenson, the Mod Squad trio and many more are up to – and see how they look today!

Also featured in this issue is recordings from the John F. Kennedy assassination, exposing the real killer of one of our greatest Presidents. They also tell us why Lee Harvey Oswald got the blame for the murder of JFK.

In addition, they also cover Prince Harry supposedly proposing to Pippa Middleton! Shocking, if it’s true! There were rumors floating around that they were flirting before and after Kate’s wedding to Prince William, so the idea isn’t that far-fetched.

What do you think? Sound off in the comments!

Jessica Simpson appears on the latest cover of OK! magazine, with the headline “Jessica’s Baby Crisis!”

According to their report, Jessica is getting bigger every day and she’s super emotional. But the worst part is that she’s dealing with medical problems that could threaten her health, along with the baby’s. Uh oh! Let’s hope that this isn’t true.

A pal of Jessica’s told the magazine, “She’s said it’s been a difficult pregnancy — she’s been dizzy and nauseous.” Another insider revealed, “She was totally unprepared for how hard it would be on her body.”

Also featured in this issue is Britney Spears getting engaged to Jason Trawick. Along with that, they go into further detail about the doctor’s warning for Jessica, along with her fighting with Eric.

Kim Kardashian is also thinking about a reunion with Kris Humphries. Probably not true, but they’re claiming that Kris still has hope that she will reconsider divorcing him.

In addition, they are speculating on whether or not Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationship will survive the end of the Twilight movies.

What do you think? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts!

Angelina Jolie graces the cover of the latest issue of In Touch Weekly with the headline that her assistant is “telling all”!

According to their report, Angelina locks her kids in their bedrooms while she gets drunk. In addition to that craziness, they’re also claiming that she has a “disturbing online addiction” and she’s on some strange soup diet.

Also featured in this issue is Jennifer Lopez, who they’re claiming is dating a criminal. Along with that, they’re covering the Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher divorce drama with the “final insult” and “what Demi found”.

Interesting. So is Casper Smart a criminal? Is Angelina Jolie a boozehound who locks her kids up so she can hit the bottle? And what did Demi Moore find that was the final straw?

What do you think? We’re going to go ahead and call BS on the reports about Angelina. With six children and a ton of money, we doubt that she would have to lock her kids in their rooms to have some drinks. She could just hire a nanny, right? Besides that, Brad Pitt isn’t likely to put up with his baby’s mama doing that stuff, right?

Thoughts?

It’s a night of giving thanks on tonight’s performance episode of The X Factor USA. Tonight, the top nine contestants will be performing — in an effort to be saved by your votes from tomorrow night’s double elimination! In case you’ve missed last week’s shows, read our performance recap, watch the videos and read about the elimination.

We’ve already said goodbye to Stacy Francis, after it was down to her and Astro in the final showdown. Astro almost didn’t perform, because he didn’t feel that he belonged in the final two. Most of you have said that his attitude alone shouldn’t allow him a spot to continue on the show, but we’ve heard that he has since calmed himself down.

Check out all of tonight’s performance videos! Who do you think has the “X” factor?

Until then, enjoy this video showing which food the contestants enjoy for Thanksgiving the most, along with the photos below! But keep checking back, as we’ll be giving you up-to-the-minute coverage of the show! (Video after the jump due to auto-play) (continue reading…)

Last night on the performance episode of Dancing With The Stars, Rob Kardashian, J.R. Martinez and Ricki Lake brought it with their dances. Each proved why they were in the top three in the competition. You can view all of the performance videos at this link and read our recap here. Tonight, only one will emerge as the winner of the coveted Mirror Ball Trophy!

Before the show, we conducted a poll to ask fans who should walk away with the show’s prize. Unsurprisingly, 53% said that J.R. should win, while 30% voted that Rob would win and the remaining 17% thought that Ricki would win the competition.

Tonight, the top three will perform their favorite dances from the season. Rob and Cheryl will perform their Foxtrot to Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra. Ricki and Derek will perform their favorite dance which was their Psycho Tango. J.R. and Karina will do their first Jive to Jump, Jive And Wail by The Brian Setzer Orchestra. We’ll be covering all of the performance videos at this handy link, so check them out after the show starts!

It’s a close competition this season and it’s hard to say who will win. So stay tuned, as we’ll be recapping the Grand Finale tonight — Live. Also, performing on tonight’s show is Lady Antebellum!

Can Rob pull it out of his hat and win it? Perhaps. But his sister Kim has said that she’s super proud of her brother. She came out in support of him on last night’s show.

IT’S GO TIME — ARE YOU EXCITED?

Lady Antebellum is kicking off the show with their performance from We Own The Night.

Round Scores:

Ricki & Derek – Psycho Tango – Scores: 30 (1st place)
Rob & Cheryl – Foxtrot – Scores: 26 (3rd place)
J.R. & Karina – Jive – Scores: 28 (2nd place)

FIRST RESULTS:

Ricki and Derek are in third place! That means that Rob and J.R. will be competing in one final dance for the Trophy! Stay tuned, it’s getting good!

J.R. is dancing his Instant Samba first, with Rob going second. They are dancing to Shake Your Bon Bon by Ricky Martin.

As always, they are taking a trip down memory lane with all of the stars and their pro dancers from this season.

Carson Kressley’s Vogue dance was cute, but we’re digging David Arquette’s performance. It’s unfortunate that he was booted off of the competition way before his time. He just tried to run off with the Mirror Ball Trophy….too funny!

J.R. and Karina danced first and it was great! Rob and Cheryl picked right up where they left off and did pretty nicely, as well.

J.R. and Karina: Scores: 10-10-10 = 30/30
Rob and Cheryl: Scores: 10-10-10 = 30/30

Who won the thirteenth season of Dancing With The Stars???? J.R. MARTINEZ & KARINA SMIRNOFF!