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Covering the latest issue of Star magazine is a feature on some of the stylists to the stars and they’re telling all! They are revealing that a celebrity is a hoarder, one of them duct tapes her boobs and who goes commando.

Not to be outdone by other publications, they’ve also got some drama from the Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher divorce, which they called a while back. Will it get ugly? Apparently they’ve got the inside scoop on some of Ashton’s “new lies”. Interesting.

Also featured in this issue is Jennifer Aniston getting confronted by her boyfriend, Justin Theroux’s ex! Do I smell a catfight?!??

In addition, they’ve featured Eva Longoria stealing an NBA star away from his baby’s mother and Anne Hathaway’s vegetarian wedding diet. If that’s not enough, Rachel Zoe is talking about more babies.

And are they really using that old photo of Britney Spears to drudge up the gossip that she’s a sloppy fast food eater? Really? Britney’s being doing better lately, perhaps it’s time to leave her alone?!?

What do you think?

According to the latest issue of Life & Style magazine, NBA player Kris Humphries is suing his soon-to-be ex-wife, Kim Kardashian — for a whopping ten million dollars.

We’ve told you earlier how the Kardashian machine is going after Kris, saying that he used to call Kim “fat”. Now apparently, he has launched a lawsuit against her.

An insider said, “Kris has a legal team investigating his options. He’s claiming his role on Kourtney & Kim Take New York is bigger than he was told, and that’s why he wants more money. But Kris is also suing because he’s really worried about how badly he’s going to be portrayed on the series.”

We’ve heard that he’s worried about the footage of him bullying Kim’s friend Jonathan Cheban. The source went on to reveal, “Midway through the season, Kris starts bullying Kim’s best friend, Jonathan Cheban, about his sexuality. Jonathan isn’t gay, but Kris accuses him of being gay and criticizes him for it in a really homophobic way. Jonathan is really upset.”

Life & Style reports:

As is Kim. “Kris used the word ‘gay’ as an insult, to try and hurt Jonathan,” an E! insider tells Life & Style. “He’s the lowest of the low bullying someone like this.”

While it’s too late for him to stop the premiere from airing, Kris has retained lawyer Lee Hutton III and is trying his hardest to prevent the most inflammatory moments from being broadcast. Kris, his family and his friends maintain that much of Kris’ appearance on Kourtney & Kim was scripted — including scenes in which he ponders Jonathan’s sexuality — and that he’s not homophobic.

“Little did Kris know that he was being set up,” his father, William Humphries, tells Life & Style exclusively. “Kris got used —100 percent used.”

What do you think of the whole situation? Do you think Kris was portrayed unfairly? Or is it some handy scripting that was geared to make him look bad? Kim does have creative control over the show and it’s already been said that she wouldn’t let anything air that would put her in a bad light.

Thoughts?

We recapped Two And A Half Men’s latest episode, A Fish Bowl Full Of Glass Eyes over at our sister site, Tragicomical. Overall, the show was decent and we can tell that they are trying hard to move away from the jokes that involve Charlie Harper — for the most part. But, after the show, we were left with some questions — so we have them here for you to answer, ponder with us and perhaps even add to. Enjoy!

Why is Alan so pathetic? Seriously, it seems like he’s not working and only living off of the good graces from Walden.

Will Ashton ever shave and get a hair cut? He looks homeless.

Is Walden really stupid enough to bring up Bridget while on a date with another woman? Nevermind, don’t answer that one, we already know that the resounding answer is yes.

Who gives a 17-year-old kid a quarter of a million frequent flier miles? Does anyone else find it odd that Jake ended up in Paris? That’s where Charlie and Rose were before he got “hit” by a bus, right? Why would the writers drop Jake right by the Eiffel Tower if they weren’t going to veer back toward some kind of Charlie related storyline?

Will Jake end up going back to the scene where Charlie died? What do you think? Sound off with your thoughts on the episode – in the comments!

When Christina Aguilera took to the stage at the American Music Awards on Sunday to perform Moves Like Jagger with Adam Levine, it sent the gossip world into a spin. Okay, maybe it was just us. But we were sure by the looks of that tight Herve Leger dress and her curviness, that she was ready to pop out a sibling for little Max.

See the photo and video of her outfit and performance here. Doesn’t she look like she’d been squeezed into that bandage dress and on the border of a wardrobe malfunction? Seriously, did someone tell her that this is a good look for her? We really want to know.

Anyhoodle, Christina is denying the rumors that she’s pregnant. Or, at least a friend of hers is. The pal said, “Christina loves her curves. She is not pregnant! She’s a Latina woman with curves and since when is it not okay to have curves?”

The source went on to say, “She feels like she is setting an example for women and young girls, especially Latinas. She’s very proud of her curves. Christina thinks she is a good role model not everyone is super skinny and she wants girls to embrace their body type.”

And that’s not the end of those tight dresses, either. The pal added, “It’s not what you look like in a dress, it is how you feel and it is about owning your dress. If you want to wear a tight dress then own it. She says you need to happy in your own skin the way she is happy in hers.”

We’re pretty sure she owns that dress, because she likely paid for it. But let’s not get crazy. She should really consider dressing for her body type.

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It’s been rumored that Katy Perry and Russell Brand were having trouble in their marriage, but now the singer has to fend off pregnancy rumors!

During her appearance at the American Music Awards on Sunday, she didn’t beat around the bush. When asked if she was already pregnant, she responded, “Hell no!”

She was showing off a little bit of a bump at the awards show, but she was quick to dispel the rumors. She revealed, “I like In-N-Out Burger and Taco Bell and if you want to make that pregnant, that’s your problem. I still love drinking alcohol so not yet.”

People reports:

During a concert at Madison Square Garden last week, Perry joked to the crowd that if she was rubbing her “bloated belly” during the show, it wasn’t because she’s about to be a mom. She said she had just been having too much fun sampling the “delicious” food in and around New York City.

She can’t exactly have babies with Russell until he grows up first, right? Still, we can’t imagine him as anyone’s father. Perhaps we’ve seen Arthur once too many times?

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According to the latest issue of Us Weekly, Kris Humphries used to call soon-to-be ex-wife Kim Kardashian fat. Well he would be partly correct, wouldn’t he? Her butt is huge! But that’s likely because she has had fat injected into it and/or butt implants.

Now comes the media train against Kris, driven by the Kardashian machine. He spoke out once to say that he was going through a difficult time and all of the sudden he’s like the anti-Christ of husbands. Go figure.

A source said, “He belittled her in front of people. He’d call her stupid. It was truly sickening.”

The source also revealed that Kris resented Kim’s fame and fortune, saying, “He tried to control Kim by bringing her down. He would say truly terrible things. One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn’t last.”

I have to point out that it wouldn’t necessarily be “belittling” if it were the truth, right? Does she have any discernible talent? My guess is no. Will her fame last? Not if I have anything to say about it.

Us Weekly has more:

He even took exception to her world-famous posterior, calling her “fat ass,” the source says.

And when Kardashian (who rarely drinks and tends to go to bed early) asked her man to skip the nights out in favor of quality time, “He would tell her she was acting like too much of a wife and ‘get over it,’” another insider says.

What do you think? Why are they trying to turn everyone against Kris? Doesn’t it seem odd to you?

It’s an all new episode of Two And A Half Men, tonight at 9PM EST on CBS. This episode is titled, A Fishbowl Full Of Glass Eyes. In case you’ve missed last week’s show, titled, Frodo’s Headshots, you can read our recap at this link.

Tonight, Walden hits it off with a British babe named Zoey, played by Sophie Winkleman, but neither of them is sure that he’s ready to jump back into the world of dating.

Watch the promo video for tonight’s episode:

I’m really glad that the writers of the show didn’t crap all over Alan last week. As it turned out, it was only a dream. Still, it was refreshing to see them steer the plot lines away from Charlie’s character so much.

What did you think? Are you still watching Two And A Half Men? Are you an Ashton Kutcher fan? Or do you think the ninth season will be the show’s last?

Recap:

The show opens with Jake and Walden talking about money in a grocery store. Jake wonders why he doesn’t have his own person to grocery shop for him. Walden likes shopping for himself. Walden tells him that he has two houses and one yacht.

A woman approaches him regarding the difference between organic beef and grass-fed beef. Her name is Zoey. Jake said she was hitting on him and he should ask her out, so he yells to her to ask if she wants to go on a date with him. She says yes!

Stay tuned, we’ll be recapping the show at this link, at our sister site, Tragicomical….because we’re cool like that.

An all new episode of Castle is on tonight at 10PM EST on ABC — and we will be providing live, up-to-the-minute coverage of what’s going on in the worlds of Rick and Kate! In case you’ve missed the last episode, Heartbreak Hotel, you can read our recap here.

This episode sounds like it’s going to prove to be a trying time for Kate Beckett, as she is dealing with post traumatic stress from her own shooting, when the gang is confronted with a sniper. Kate seeks the counsel of her therapist, played by Michael Dorn, in an effort to overcome her PTSD.

As a person of authority, Kate tries to keep a strong face in the eyes of her co-workers. Can she succeed? Perhaps with a little help from her co-worker Esposito, who used to be a sniper. Can he help her get through this difficult time?

Will this episode draw Rick and Kate closer together? All these questions and more will be answered on tonight’s show! Stay tuned — we will be recapping the show tonight, live, as it happens.

RECAP:

The show opens with Castle and Beckett, walking to a crime scene. They approach Esposito, who tells them that their victim is a school teacher named Sarah Vazquez. It was a sniper.

Beckett is talking to her fiancee about anyone who might want to hurt Sarah. He said that there was a guy following Sarah. In the autopsy room, everyone is tap-dancing around calling the assailant a sniper. She wants to find out why the guy targeted Sarah. Castle says what if she was shot at random?

Back at Beckett’s house, she’s looking at her bullet wound and remembering when she got shot. The show cuts to a sniper targeting people on the street and pulling the trigger.
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It’s Finals week on Dancing With The Stars and we’ll be covering the show live, in its entirety — from start to finish with our up-to-the-minute recap!

The competition is fierce as the top three contenders all compete for the Mirror Ball Trophy, which will be awarded tomorrow night!

Left in the competition are Rob Kardashian, Ricki Lake and J.R. Martinez, all trying to dance away with the coveted prize. We’ve already given you the heads up on what they’re dancing and the numbers to call in and vote. We’re excited to see who’s going to dance the best tonight — and who’s good enough to win the competition.

In case you’ve missed last week’s episode, you can read our elimination recap here. Update: We are posting all of tonight’s performance videos right here at this link.

If you’ve missed Hope Solo’s exit from the show, watch the video below:

Stay tuned, tonight, will be covering the show with the best coverage out there. You won’t want to miss it — as we cover the Finals performances live! Keep checking back — we update a lot! Until then, vote in our poll and let us know who you think should win the competition! Check back with us at 9PM EST when the show goes live! Also of note is that tonight’s show is only one hour long! (continue reading…)

Mother-to-be Jessica Simpson is rumored to be close to a deal with Weight Watchers for a whopping $4 million after she gives birth to her first child with fiancee Eric Johnson!

After giving birth, she hopes to use Weight Watchers products to aid in her efforts to lose all of the baby weight. She is set to follow in the footsteps of spokesperson Jennifer Hudson, in her weight loss campaign for the brand.

Jessica isn’t the only one to use a weight loss company’s endorsement for financial gain. Mariah Carey gave birth to her twins and started using Jenny Craig to get her pre-baby body back.

Losing the baby weight is hard, so she definitely has her work cut out for her. Then, she can look gorgeous and fab in her wedding dress when she walks down the aisle to marry Eric.

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On last week’s elimination episode of Dancing With The Stars, we saw the ousting of soccer star Hope Solo and her professional dance partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy. This week, we’re down to the final three competitors!

It has all come down to Ricki Lake, Rob Kardashian and J.R. Martinez, all vying for the coveted Mirror Ball Trophy. We’ve already told you who Maks thinks should win the competition. Now we want to hear from you!

Take our poll:

In case you’ve missed it, here’s a leaked list of who’s dancing what on tonight’s performance episode of the show.

Who are you rooting for? Who’s the better dancer of the top three? Sound off in the comments and let us know!

Stay tuned, we’ll be covering tonight’s performance episode of the show LIVE!

Update: We’re doing our DWTS performance recap at this link!

UPDATE: We’re covering the grand finale — find out who won the Mirror Ball Trophy!