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After filing for divorce from husband of six years, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore has reportedly hit rock bottom!

A source said, “Demi’s life is a mess. What she’s been through is more than enough to drive anyone back to booze.”

Not only is she going through a divorce, but her good friend and former AA sponsor Pattsy Rugg has passed away. If that wasn’t enough, someone pointed out the photos of Ashton leering at Lea Michele at the premiere of their new movie, New Year’s Eve.

I guess that would be a staunch reminder of how much your ex-husband is a total douchebag. And her friend dying just makes everything so much worse.

A source close to the actress said, “Demi was beside herself with grief and bawling her eyes out. She was so close to Pattsy that Demi even used to introduce her to friends as her mother.”

Of the Lea and Ashton photos, a snitch offered, “Thoughtless Ashton was salivating all over Lea. He snuck behind her while she was having pictures taken and kissed her behind the ear. Lea also had a little ‘wardrobe malfunction’ as her left nipple slipped out of her skimpy dress…and photogs snapped a leering Ashton staring at it! Of course, he knew the shots would get out and be like a dagger in the chest to Demi. What a heartless boob!”

Let’s hope that all of the events in her life don’t make her resort to alcoholism. Stay strong, Demi!

I guess Kelly Osbourne won’t be updating her Twitter status with the same frequency as before. As it turns out, the singer-turned model has broken her left hand. Poor thing. What’s worse is that she’s left-handed!

She’s been tweeting in an effort to stop cyber bullying, but that will have to wait for her to recover. According to People magazine, she fractured her left hand in three places, after falling out of a bed at a hotel.

She said, “I must be the most accident prone/stupid person in the world. The worst part is I permanently look like I’m giving everyone the thumbs up because of the way it’s casted!”

Now, her mother Sharon has to help her with the little things, even brushing her hair and cutting her food up for her. She said, “I feel like a baby again. Of course my mum is loving it!”

She tweeted about it, adding, “im in sooooooo much pain i can’t sleep it’s bloody excruciating!”

Get well soon, Kelly! In the meantime, we’ll do our parts to stop cyber bullying!

Currently the best thing about the newly revamped Two And A Half Men, actress Judy Greer, has gotten married to her sweetie, Dean Johnson!

Dean is a producer over at Real Time With Bill Maher. The happy couple tied the knot on Saturday night, according to reports. They were married at the Los Angeles Athletic Club in front of 200 friends and family members. Among the invited were Bill Maher, Jason Biggs, Rashida Jones, Sarah Chalke and Tyler Labine.

A source said, “The couple looked amazing! The ceremony was filled with laughter amongst friends. Both the bride and groom seemed to have an amazing time celebrating the evening.”

After the nups, they all partied it up at the club’s ballroom. The source revealed, “Rashida, Sarah and Jason danced to ‘Bust A Move’. Everyone looked like they were having a blast.”

Congratulations to them! I bet that was a fun night!

In case you haven’t heard, Britney Spears’ long-time boyfriend, Jason Trawick has proposed to her! Congratulations to them! (See a photo of her engagement ring here.)

Now, her ex-husband, Kevin Federline has decided to come forward with a comment. Of course he would use her engagement to get his name back in the tabloids!

K-Fed said, “I’m really happy for her. I think he’s a great guy.”

He went on to say, “She’s happy; she’s doing really well. I want to say she’s in a good place. I haven’t spoken to her much since I’ve been over here [Australia], both of us have been busy with her being on tour, but I do know from talking to the kids and talking to the kids’ teachers that they’re doing really good.”

He is currently dating his third baby’s mama, Victoria Prince. He continued, “It’s really good once you’re able to move on with life. I mean, Victoria’s the best person in the world. It took me going through the things that I went through to find a person like her. She’s more than I could ever have hoped for. Hopefully Britney feels the same way.”

He added of Jason, “He’s a really good guy, I’ve heard a lot about him….I’ve spoken to him quite a few times as of now. He seems like a really good guy. The kids speak highly of him and her family loves him.”

Jesse James has gone on his reality show, claiming that he married “some Hollywood actress”, and that may come back to bite him in the butt!

Despite all of that, he said in a recent interview that he would “still have hopes of saving some sort of relationship with Sandy.”

Now, his claims on former wife Sandra Bullock might just come back to hurt him. An insider said that Sandra “has consistently taken the high road by never talking about Jesse since their split. I don’t expect her to play the shrinking violet forever if his jabs have secretly been causing her emotional distress.”

One source even claimed that she could hit him with a defamation lawsuit. A legal expert said that “asking for $20 million in damages would not be out of the realm of possibility.”

Defamation lawyer, Richard Ancowitz said that Sandra “has every right to initiate a defamation lawsuit against her ex-husband if she believes that any of the public statements he’s made about her have been defamatory.”

The lawyer went on to say, “I imagine that even the prospect of legal action would lead his lawyer to counsel Mr. James to keep his thoughts about Ms. Bullock to himself.”

Another attorney said, “If Jesse keeps revealing personal information about Sandra, she could also stop him by suing for invasion of privacy.”

What do you think? Should Sandra Bullock sue Jesse James for defamation? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts!

Even though there were rumors floating around that Lindsay Lohan’s nude spread in Playboy magazine wasn’t selling, we’re now hearing reports that it’s selling like hot cakes! Who knew that there were that many people on the planet that hadn’t seen Lindsay naked?!? (Or still wanted to, for that matter.)

According to head honcho Hugh Hefner, Lindsay’s issue is selling so much that she’s breaking sales records. He tweeted yesterday, “The Lindsay Lohan January-February Double Issue is breaking sales records.”

Interesting. Perhaps it wasn’t selling and Hef wasn’t getting his money’s worth. So he had to put that message out there, in hopes of everyone following the herd mentality?

I am surprised that her issue is selling decently, considering the fact that you don’t really have to pay to see LiLo in the buff. Just do a quick Google Image Search. And besides all of that, her entire spread leaked early. Above all, it was Photoshopped so much that it barely even looked like her.

Did you purchase the Lindsay Lohan issue of Playboy? Sound off in the comments.

The National League of Junior Cotillions named Kate Middleton was the best mannered celebrity in the world in 2011. Kim Kardashian was named the most ill-mannered celebrity of the year. Surprising? I don’t think so. Since Kim has recently been through a divorce. According to NLJC national director Elizabeth Anne Winters, The ranks are based off of “demonstration of dignity, honor and respect.”

Kate was clearly the top choice because everyone praised her for “the poise and dignity with which she conducts herself in the public spotlight,” Winters said.

Justin Beiber is coming in at number two. (number two is also what his music sounds like, so fair enough.) After that Paula Abdul. Of course she’s happy, she ALWAYS is. Taylor Swift is number five on the list. All the way at number nine is “Harry Potter’s” Emma Watson. Kim Kardashian didn’t even make the list. A person of her fame should at least make the list, even if it’s last. What kind of evil creature is she to be named “The Most Ill-Mannered Person” of 2011?

Do you think she should be last? Should Kate be first? And last but not least, Who in the “eff” put Justin Beiber on there?

Three days after a successful double mastectomy and reconstructive surgery, Giuliana Ranic has been finally released from the hospital. She has been recovering at home ever since. She said, “I’m feeling good and I’m happy to be back home. It’s been tough, but I’m trying to stay strong and manage the pain. I have a new found respect for women who have been through breast cancer and this surgery.”

Even though she has been diagnosed with breast cancer, she has been trying to remain optimistic. Before her breast reconstruction, she joked, saying, “They might come out looking even hotter. You gotta have fun with this. We find the humor in everything. Bill helped pick ‘em out. I’m like, ‘Bill, that big? Really?’” Of course. Ha. Such a guy answer. Her reconstruction surgery and mastectomy was a success!

My grandma has breast cancer and even though she knows how bad it is, she remains as upbeat as Giuliana. It’s amazing how people can stay that happy even though they have been diagnosed with a terminal disease. All those who have fought cancer I commend you for it.

Kim Kardashian’s mom wants Kim to date Kanye West. If I were Kanye I’d say, Alright Kris Jenner, imma let you finish, but I don’t wanna marry this hookah. A source said, “Kris would love nothing more than for her daughter to date Kanye West, Kris thinks they could tape an entire reality show based on their blossoming relationship and that tons of people would watch because Kanye is an A-list star and leads a very exciting life.”

Apparently Kanye is really into Kim. One person from the after-party for Yeezy’s “Watch the Throne” tour on December 13th said, “Kanye was eating Kim up like she was a piece of cake. He was all over her – caressing her head, touching her waist. I think he was dying to kiss her, but there were too many people in the room.”

The funny thing is that they could make an entire reality show on their relationship, and nobody in their right mind would watch it. If the relationship would actually happen, Kanye would be whipped HARD. He wouldn’t get away with crap.

Do you think this relationship would happen?

Happy Friday everyone! We are ready for a fun filled night full of creatures of the night. Grimm comes back again tonight with episode 7 Let Your Hair Down. Tonight we join Nick, played by David Guintoli, and the rest of the Grimm peeps ready for Christmas and another homicide. A murder in the woods is being investigated when Nick and Hank, played by Russell Hornsby, find a human girl running through the woods which Nick quickly realizes is a creature, not just a human.

Being in the Christmas spirit and all Nick tries to get Monroe’s, played by Silas Weir Mitchell, help with the girl since no one can get anywhere close to her when he finds that Monroe is a huge Christmas fan! Who knew? His whole house looks like a Christmas bomb went off, complete with an antique train set. Monroe as usual is not really thrilled about being thrown out to make friends with a child creature but predictably he helps his good buddy out anyways.

If you missed the preview check it out here!

NBC Synopsis:

A mysterious homicide deep in the woods leads to Nick and Hank reopening a long-aborted missing persons case.

Check out the live recap of the show here!

If you’ve been watching the first season of The X Factor USA, then it didn’t really come as any surprise that Marcus Canty was eliminated on Thursday night’s results show.

He was in the bottom two for three weeks in a row and was eliminated via the public’s votes. After the elimination, he talked about the show and how relieved he was feeling.

He said, “I didn’t win it, but I feel like a million dollars right now. Honestly, I’ve been trying to keep it positive this whole time. But I’m going to keep it real – the pressure is off. I don’t have to sing no more save me’s. I don’t got to worry about America shooting me down. I ain’t got to worry about Simon giving me heat. I can just relax.”

He went on to discuss the snarky judge, saying, “Out in the back, Simon said, ‘Man, you’re amazing.’ He said, ‘What you’ve got to remember is the people that got you here – your fans.’ Simon is actually a nice guy. He tries to be crazy on TV, but he’s a puppy dog, man.”

When speaking of his mother, he said, “She’s so proud of me. She had my back one hundred percent. She was in the audience, just sitting there. She didn’t panic. I thought she was going to be crying, but she didn’t. She stayed strong. That made me happy.”

Of his future plans, he said, “I want to do everything – I want to be in movies, I want, I want to be on television, I want my own sitcom. I need a nice, subtle, beautiful chick flick. I’m trying to do whatever. I’m R&B, I’m going to stay R&B and I’m going to take it to the top.”

Would you watch a sitcom featuring Marcus Canty?