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Reality actress, Audrina Patridge wants all of us to know that her boobs are not fake. Despite all of the rumors of breast enlargement surgery, she says that’s not the case.

She has appeared in numerous bikini photo shoots, which means that she’s not shy about her issue, which she says, is a problem with her chest bone. Apparently, it affects the appearance of her boobage. I feel like I’m writing a PSA for how to lie about your obvious boob job here. THE MORE YOU KNOW.

When asked about whether or not she went under the knife, she said, “I don’t like to talk about that. Well, see I have this chest problem. My bone right here, it’s higher on this side? It’s pectoralis something. So I’ve always struggled with that. You could see they look different sizes all the time.”

She also revealed that she’s tired of the rumors of plastic surgery all of the time and blames that on her former co-star, Heidi Montag. Hey, when all else fails, blame Heidi. It was probably easier for the reporter to swallow because they didn’t have Wikipedia handy to check out this “pectoralis something” that she referred to. Heidi has been sliced and diced and she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, so it’s easy to pin crap on her.

Audrina added, “I always get asked about that because of Heidi and there’s all these rumors and they all say I’ve had, like, six procedures, and I’m like, ‘Where do you get that?’ Look at the pictures. I fluctuate in weight a lot. And as far as my face, I’ve never had anything done.”

Suuuuurrre. What do you think? Lies, lies or how about LIES?!???