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It looks like Charlie Sheen will be taking applications for a new goddess soon after all!

Last week, it was reported that Charlie’s goddess/girlfriend/porn star Bree Olson decided to leave him. Afterward, it was said that she was only going to Indiana to clear up her DUI case. Now, we’re learning that she has decided to break up with the winning warlock – via text message!

During his tour stop in Ft. Lauderdale, Charlie revealed that he is actually down a goddess and she did it in writing. That’s got to suck!

Still, we’re sure there are 500 tons of chicks waiting to take her place.

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