Casey Anthony Survives Assassination Attempt!
by Jessica LeFevre on November 16, 2011 | Comments Off
Apparently there is someone out in the world who wanted to take out “Tot Mom” Casey Anthony. So much, in fact, that they’ve tried to kill her, but alas, she has survived. All of this, according to the National Enquirer’s latest issue.
According to their reports, a killer wanted to put a bullet through her brain. Also featured in this issue is the Penn State sex abuse scandal and what Coach Joe Paterno’s wife is hiding. We’ve heard that she’s hiding the fact that he transferred the title to their super expensive house to her for a mere dollar, back in July. Quite possibly, they knew that the crap was going to hit the fan?
Also featured is Demi Moore’s face melting, Jessica Simpson’s miscarriage scare, Kirstie Alley is smoking herself to death, Bristol Palin’s school choice and Drew Barrymore, looking to be a mother?
Of course, they are also claiming that Kim Kardashian has hired a private investigator to tail Kris Humphries around. Presumably so that he won’t famewhore out his story, like a boss? Too late, hookah.
And who knew that Bristol Palin was still relevant? I thought she fell off the face of the planet for a moment there.
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