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Bree Olson left Charlie Sheen back in April to pursue a life of porn and Playboy photos. Reportedly, she broke things off with the actor via text message. Now, we’ve learned that his one remaining goddess, Natalie Kenly, has also left him!

A week ago, Natalie moved out, but Charlie seemed to be recovering nicely with three different women. It won’t put a cramp in his warlock lifestyle, right? He was seen hanging with the three new women on the same night that Natalie left.

Apparently he was miffed at her exit, as he’s reported to have asked Natalie for the Mercedes that he’d given her.

TMZ reports:

According to sources close to the actor, Charlie brushed off the break-up, claiming it’s “not a common thing for the Masheen!”

We’re told Charlie’s penis celebrated the split by declaring war on the entire world, conquering three women from three different countries — Mexico, Australia, and Colombia — the very night Kenly walked out.

Perhaps the money well is drying up?

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