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According to the latest cover of Globe Magazine, First Lady Michelle Obama is involved in a secret affair! Could she really be cheating on the President?!? We smell a scandal!! (Or not…)

Now we’re not claiming that we know whether or not the First Lady is sneaking around on Barack, but Globe magazine claims they’ve got the scoop on all of the details surrounding her reported affair with a special agent.

From the source:

Bombshell charges are whipping through Washington that Michelle Obama is sneaking out of the White House to romance a secret hunk as the President fights to stay in the White House. You’ll learn why the rumors are flying and who insiders believe the First Lady is meeting up with – only in the current GLOBE.

Do you believe that she’s sneaking around the most powerful man in the country?

Also featured in this issue is Marie Osmond’s plastic surgery nightmare. She now looks like one of those dolls that she’s selling. Her lips are so puffy, she looks like a caricature of her former self. Poor thing, she’s probably surrounded by people telling her how wonderful she looks.

Photo Credit: Globe Magazine