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According to In Touch Weekly, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have tied the knot – in secret!

They announce that the long-time partners and parents to six children have gotten married in France. Reportedly, Angelina wore an L’Wren Scott gown, along with a vintage wedding ring.

They also tout “Brad’s emotional vow to his new wife” and their “surprising celeb guest”. I wonder if he vowed never to cheat on her. And who could be their surprise guest? It depends. If they really wanted to shock the world, they could always invite Jennifer Aniston and her new squeeze, Justin Theroux. Now that would be shocking.

These are two people who have said that they wouldn’t get married until everyone, regardless of sexual preference, could marry. So we have a tendency to disbelieve. That is, unless their rumored marriage graces the cover of People magazine with photos of him in a tux and her in her wedding dress.

Are you believing the rumors? He has previously talked about the kids asking them if they were going to get married, so anything is possible. But somehow, we doubt there’s any truth to this just yet. Thoughts?

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