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Jennifer Aniston, Alicia Keys and Demi Moore appear on the October 2011 issue of Glamour magazine. Inside, Jennifer dishes on the crazy things that the tabloids say about her.

The tabloids have claimed that Jennifer is a homewrecker, is pregnant and/or adopting at any given time. When asked about her thoughts on the subject, she said, “There’s not nearly as much stealing and obsessing and middle-of-the-night secret calls to ex-boyfriends and scheming and cheating [as they lead you to believe]. Most of it’s just bulls**t, however entertaining.”

If the tabloids were right, she’d have at least five babies, naturally, by now. In addition to that, she’d also be scheming to break up Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, as well as adopting Mexican babies.

We’re glad that she sees the entertainment value in such publications, but we’re even more delighted that she shed some light on the truth. Some tabloids take their creative license way too far in making stuff up about celebrities. If you believe everything you read, then she’s already counting down to having a baby, pregnant with twins, hooked on Mr. Wrong and getting married….and that’s all in the span of one month’s time…