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Kate Gosselin’s TLC reality show, Kate Plus 8, has been given the axe and Kate herself has said that she’s not done with television.

So, fans of hers thought that the natural next step for her would be to take on the role of the Bachelorette! Sure, she’s single…but she’s got eight kids! How’s she going to hole up in a mansion with 25 eligible bachelors with eight munchkins missing their mother, or even worse, take them with her?

She even hinted that perhaps a dating show might be the way to go. She tweeted, “I can’t wait2have the chance2challenge myself again w future endeavors!…And maybe even some dating??!!”

Don’t count on it, Kate. The creator of the Bachelor, Mike Fleiss, said no freakin’ way. Actually, he said, “Kate Gosselin? Sounds like a perfect fit for Bachelor Pad. or, H8R.”

What he should’ve said was, “Kate Gosselin? Does anyone wanna tell me who that is? Oh wait, she’s got HOW many kids? Umm…no. No, thank you. Issue a press release, divert the question, but this broad is not getting anywhere near my show. Don’t make me look like a jerk, either. Don’t mention the kids. Thanks.”

Ha.

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