Katy Perry appreciates her boobs

by on February 08, 2011 | Comments Off

Katy Perry appreciates her boobs

Just yesterday, we posted Katy Perry’s craptastic Elle magazine cover and now we’re getting some quotes from inside its pages. In the vein of doing anything for the attention, Katy is saying that she has learned to appreciate her boobs.

She said, “When I was a kid, I had enormous boobs that I didn’t know what to do with. I wore minimizers, which were not cute. Those thick-ass straps! I got made fun of for the over-the-shoulder boulder holder.”

That was until someone told her that she could totally use the boobage to become a media darling! Then Shazaam, Katy Hudson died and Katy Perry was born!

She went on to say, “All I wanted was to look like Kate Moss. Little did I know that my breasts would come in handy someday.”

When speaking of her husband, Russell Brand, she said, “Everything clicked really fast. We kind of instantly got past all the surfacey stuff. And ever since then, there hasn’t been a dull moment.”

She also revealed that she wants kids with that idiot. She added, “I want to have kids! I’m totally fine with saying that. I think some people are…worried it’s going to ruin their career, but I want to live a full life.”

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