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Reality star Kim Kardashian covers the latest issue of Fair Lady magazine, which obviously a publication we’d never heard of before. So perhaps the fact that Kim is on the cover brings light to it? Have you ever heard of the magazine? Curious.

Either way, it looks like there are publications in the world that will still hire Kim to pose in stupid clothes, regardless of her Psoriasis.

In this issue, she blathers on about her makeup tips, because chicks want to know how to get that fake cat faced look, right?

Of course, Kim is going to shove her face on the cover of any magazine that wants her, she’s got a ten million dollar wedding to pay for. I mean, if this broad is willing to sell out her own Armenian heritage to appear on the Turkish cover of Cosmopolitan, then she’s basically going to do anything for the almighty dollar.

I wonder how much she would charge to get peed on for the cover of People? Just kidding, they wouldn’t publicize that…would they? Someone get Ray J on the horn!