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During a recent trip to the doctor, it was revealed that reality star Kim Kardashian has Psoriasis!

Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a famewhore with a skin disease? I wonder if it will affect the parts that she shows on camera…like her goody parts? (Think sex tape, people…that’s what she’s famous for.)

Now that we’re thinking of Kim naked, we’re wondering how many pink splotchy spots can she fit on that ginormous butt of hers? Seriously. We want to know. This will take some research. The butt is huge with this one.

Meanwhile, during her doctor’s visit, Kim was whiney about the fact that Psoriasis isn’t curable, but only treatable. She was told by the doc to lead a “slower paced life.”

Kim said, “It’s just not possible. My career is doing ad campaigns and swimsuit photo shoots. People don’t understand the pressure on me to look perfect. When I gain a pound, it’s in the headlines. Imagine what the tabloids would do to me if they saw all these spots?”

LAUGH.

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures