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Reality star Kim Kardashian says that she wants to lose some weight before she walks down the aisle to marry basketball player, Kris Humphries.

She is rumored to be tying the knot with Kris in early August, so she wants to look her best for her big day. It’s crunch time with the wedding so close, so she has enlisted the help of celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson.

Kim is obviously under the delusion that she’s a size two or four, but she wants to drop some of the booty weight. We have to wonder, if she loses the butt, will she still be relevant? It is her money maker, after all.

A source said, “She wants to drop two sizes. Kim would love to lose fifteen pounds, but she’ll be happy with ten.”

Tracy commented, “Sometimes, when you fall in love, you take a little time off from things that are part of your regular routine. So she’s going to have to get serious for her wedding.”

Tracy doesn’t seem to know that Kim is only in love with two things: money and herself….So there’s that.