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From the agency’s description, because even I didn’t know what I was looking at here:

Marilyn Manson was spotted out with his girlfriend leaving Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood, California on August 28th, 2011 except his girl was sporting a doll mask, blonde wig, and more surprising, a fake patch of pubic hair to cover her lower half which was exposed in a pink dress with the lower front cut out!

And good old Wikipedia, which provides us information on how the merkin originated (spoiler alert: it was hookers):

A merkin (first use 1617)[1] is a pubic wig. Merkins were originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia, and are now used as decorative items, erotic devices or in film making by both men and women.

So, by association, are we able to assume that Marilyn Manson is dating a prostitute? Just kidding, she’d make a creepy looking prostitute…but maybe he’s into that. Eye bleach anyone?

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