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Apparently everyone and their mother is covering the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie/Jennifer Aniston “fake” love triangle. Even the National Enquirer is jumping into the fray with their latest cover, saying that Angelina wants Jennifer’s new man!

According to their report, there was an “explosive fight” after Angelina offered to have Justin over for dinner and offered him a movie role. Of course, Jen “raged”, saying, “Keep your hands off him!”

Also featured in this issue are the Enquirer’s claims that Kirstie Alley is suffering from bulimia. This is something she heard about prior to the tabloid’s story and has taken to her official Twitter account to debunk.

Last night, she tweeted:

Soo.. heard that the Enquirer is running with a story that Im bulemic…lol..JEEZ!!! “sources” JEEZ.. never hurled a meal in my life..JEEZ

Welcome to my dollhouse..when Im fat I weigh 400 lbs When Im lean Im Bulemic.. when a size 6 Im a size 10… maybe Imma dude & dont know it

Im REALLY commited and strong willed…If I was bulemic I can assure U I would be a size zero… I smell a big ole lawsuit.. do U??

This story will not run in UK.. just watch.. in UK the source must be REAL and named….Enquirer, Im coming for u this time..get ready!!

Bulemmia, is a serious sitiation not to be taken lightly.. it can cause death..this accusation is degrading 2 those who from suffer it.

important to me that you know I lost ALL my weight in the healthiest possible way..organic delicious foods, my Rescue Me & dancing…period

I can’t say that I blame her for wanting to take them to court over their story. She has lost a lot of weight since appearing on Dancing With The Stars, but tabloids sometimes take things just a step too far.

What do you think?

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