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Jennifer Aniston and a puffy-faced chimpmunk Kim Kardashian are featured front and center on the cover of the latest issue of OK! magazine, along with their significant others.

From the description:

Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian: New homes for new babies! Both Jen and Kim are headed from L.A. to New York City. After marrying the NBA’s Kris Humphries, Kim will be moving into a Park Avenue suite, while Jen is settling into a penthouse with her beau Justin Theroux downtown. Friends say each star is thinking about motherhood soon, but who will have the better NYC nursery? OK! has photos of each luxurious apartment, plus the nearby restaurants, shops and nightlife!

And earlier, Jen was just telling Glamour magazine not to believe all of the hype in the tabloids. Ha.

Also in this issue, Ryan Reynolds has been “caught” at Sandra Bullock’s house — because friends have to sneak over, right? If not, then they’re totally doing it, according to the tabloids. It was broad day light, people, I don’t really refer to that as being caught.

All of the above is likely to be nothing but BS. So instead of wasting your time, read a book and actually learn something. This has been your Earsucker PSA for the week. Enjoy.

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