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Paris Hilton has been a grown child for nearly twelve years now, so I would think that it’s about time she grew up a little, don’t you?

She’s partied wasted, got busted for drugs and has shown off her boobs for every Tom, Dick and Harry out there. So I imagine she feels that turning the big 3-0 is like the end of the world.

She said, “It’s scary.” Afterward, she said that she would be partying it up, per usual. She said, “We’re planning a lot of big parties around it. I’m so excited!”

Whether or not she’d turn her uterus into a Waits incubator this year, she added, “Yeah definitely! I’d love that.”