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Thirteen-year-old pop singer Rebecca Black has been dogged by rumors that she’s pregnant! WTF, right? The girl is only thirteen, yet people are making stuff like this up? What is the world coming to?

Thankfully, putting an end to ANY speculation, she took to her official Twitter page to deny the reports. She tweeted, “I thought it was May 15th…not April Fools Day. I’m absolutely NOT pregnant.”

Thank God for that. We would have to start wondering who would be going to jail for getting her pregnant. That’s just gross, she’s still a child.

In other related news, Rebecca has yet to sign a record deal (surprise, surprise.) She’s reportedly working on some songs that are in the same family as her famously hated song, Friday. She commented in a recent interview that she wants to keep the songs clean and appropriate.

So, a song called Saturday isn’t in the cards? Inquiring minds want to know! Or perhaps a song about going to work called Monday? That would be the anthem of the working class person….only it would have to be done by someone with an inkling of singing talent, because I swear this girl is tone deaf. One of her friends told her that she sounds like Taylor Swift? Ugh, I just can’t.

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