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Transformers actor Shia LaBeouf appears in a new spread for Details magazine, where he dished on the rumors that he and co-star Megan Fox hooked up.

As if there were really no good excuse for her awful acting ability, Shia explains that he gave Megan some of LaBeef:

Asked if he hooked up with Megan Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.” When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know . . .”—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times in various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, “It was what it was.”

So basically, he was giving it up to Megan while she was dating Brian Austin Green? Uh oh, this could only spell trouble. Our guess is that her camp will have no comment. But Megan was probably thinking that because she had no discernible talent, she might as well sleep her way to the top.

She’s probably somewhere yelling at Brian, “I had sex with Shia and it got us this HUGE freakin’ house! Deal with it!”

Do you think they’ll get divorced over this? Or is it the nerdy goof trying to act like he bagged a cheerleader? What do you think?