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The latest issue of the National Enquirer reveals that Angelina Jolie admits to cheating on Brad Pitt!

Apparently, they had gone to a marital counseling session, but he stormed out after she confessed to hooking up with another man. And it was just yesterday that OK! magazine claimed that Angelina and Brad were over the moon with their new baby news. Uh huh.

Now, we’re expected to believe that she confessed to cheating on him? I’m skeptical. The tabloid claims that she was having hotel hookups behind his back and even went as far as physically threatening Jennifer Aniston.

Above that, they claim that Gayle King is using her best buddy Oprah Winfrey for millions. Also featured in this issue is Newt Gingrich’s wife is a lesbian! He wanted an open marriage, as far as his previous wife was concerned, so this isn’t that shocking.

In addition, they have a story claiming that Kris Jenner’s marriage to Bruce is destroyed. Another affair gets revealed? Color me suprised. (Not really.) Kris has become known for screwing around on her guys, so I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that this story holds water. Would you?