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This week’s issue of the National Enquirer covers the latest scoop on Casey Anthony’s twisted life in hiding! We’ve already heard about the video journals that leaked online and how her attorney wants to go after whoever leaked them. Apparently there is more to the story!

According to the tabloid, they have uncovered a new secret behind one of the videos. In addition to that, Casey is said to be involved in some X-rated online chats! How come we’re not really surprised by any of this? She’s holed up in a secret location and only leaves the house to meet up with some friends and go to the bar. Otherwise, she’s at home on the computer, doing her online schooling. Of course she’s engaging in some freaky deaky online.

According to the inset text, she’s telling her friends that she will make a great mother. Seriously?!? Once wasn’t enough for this crazy broad? She’s already been acquitted of one murder, so who in their right mind would get her pregnant now?

Also of note is that she apparently has a picture of Jesus with her slain daughter Caylee, near her bed. She didn’t mention that in the videos that leaked online. As a matter of fact, she didn’t mention her murdered daughter ONCE.

I hope she falls into oblivion so we don’t have to keep hearing her name. Don’t you? Let’s also hope that there isn’t a guy out there that thinks she would make a great mother. She’s not fit for the task. Don’t you agree?

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