Chris Brown Promises Not To Beat You If You Date Him

This has got to be the worst pickup line in the history of pickup lines. Chris Brown beat his former girlfriend Rihanna in 2009 right before their scheduled performance at the Grammy Awards.

Later, the R&B singer pleaded guilty to felony assault for the incident. He was subsequently ordered to complete community service and is on probation.

According to an attractive brunette who Chris approached at the Lasio Professional Hair Care suite Grammy gift lounge, Chris gave the douchiest line ever in an attempt to get her digits. She said that he asked, “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!”

She added, “He and his friends laughed, then one yelled, ‘That’s his new line!’ Ugh, I wanted to throw up!”

Can you blame her? He is basically using his assault on Rihanna as a means of getting women. Chris’ rep is trying to debunk the claims, saying, “I’d be surprised if Chris said something that stupid.”

Would you be surprised if Chris approached you with that line? Would you believe him? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts. What was the craziest pickup line that you’ve ever heard?

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by on February 16, 2012 | 2 Comments

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  1. Chris Brown has a girlfriend said to have been pregnant for him to make a line like that to a clerk.

    Comment by Ytrgetrfghytrawi — February 16, 2012 @ 3:35 pm

  2.  wow he is such a tool and a jackass! how could anyone be a fan of his??

    Comment by noemi — February 17, 2012 @ 2:46 pm

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