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It looks as if reality personality and sex tape star Kim Kardashian was looking for another guy to add to her roster of co-stars. Reportedly, she had her sights set on Tim Tebow — because they’d totally make the perfect match, right?!? WRONG.

Kim is a notorious famewhore who only thinks about money, promoting various items and herself. She was said to have a bit of a crush on Tim, but was brutally rebuffed. Ha. Money doesn’t always get what you want Kim!

She was said to be telling friends that she wanted a date with Tim, because he’s a handsome guy with strong values. Wow, really?!? Kim wants someone with values because she has none!

A source said, “Kim has a big crush on Tim. She says he’s not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values.”

Her popularity has basically gone down the drain since her split from husband Kris Humphries, so of course she wants to bring that back up. And she thinks Tim is the right guy to help her with that.

The source went on to reveal, “Kim needs to rehab her image to get her career revved up again. Dating someone like Tim Tebow would certainly do the trick.”

Another source said, “Tim’s been made aware of Kim’s crush, and although flattered, he’s not interested. He’s an avowed virgin who’s saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages AND a sex tape in her past!”

That statement has just made me Tim Tebow’s biggest fan. We salute you, Tim.

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