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Heiress Paris Hilton covers the latest issue of FHM UK and has revealed that she has raked in the ungodly sum of $1.3 billion since 2005. So in case you didn’t hate your mundane, office cubicle life before, there’s that. I guess making a sex tape and selling it off to the highest bidder has its rewards!

She told the magazine, “I’m involved in my products every step of the way. My fragrances are doing really well at the moment. They’ve produced more than $1.3 billion in revenue since 2005.”

She continued, “I have 35 stores and 17 product lines. And then there’s my racing team, my 14 fragrances and me new project, the Paris Hilton Beach Club chain. The first one is opening in the Philippines soon. It’s going to have nightclubs, restaurants, bars, gyms. Everything really.”

So the widespread pandemic starts in the Philippines and then will curse us all. There’s nowhere to hide. She’s also planning to infect our ears again with a new album. She revealed, “I have a huge passion for house music. I just haven’t been able to focus on it, because I have been doing reality TV for so long now. I’ve been working on the album with lots of other perfect party music.”

She added, “There are just so many great DJs right now. And I should know – I’ve been to over 100 raves in the past year, so I’ve heard every type of music.”

Will it ever end?