Kim Kardashian Wants To Have Sex With Herself

Reality star Kim Kardashian is obviously so full of herself that she really does want to know exactly what it’s like to go screw herself. We feel like there’s a hidden joke in there somewhere….

When filming her most recent episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami”, the former sex tape star said that she would like very much to see what it’s like to have sex with herself. Weird, right? You really cannot make this stuff up.

When asked what she would do if she were a man for a day, she replied, “If I was a man, I would want to know what it’s like to have sex with myself. I would just want to know what it would feel like.”

She really is that self-absorbed that she thinks her lady parts are made of gold, isn’t she?

Most recently, Kim and her brother Rob had a bit of a falling out after Kim tried to offer up some advice to him over his split with Rita Ora. Rob texted Kim, “I hope your sex tape haunts you for the rest of your life, and I’m going to publicly bash you and Kanye.”

Later, he apologized, saying, “Obviously the things I said to you in the text message, I was just being mean.”

Kim recently did a photo spread for “DuJour” magazine where she talked to the publication about her pregnancy eating habits and being more private now that she’s with Kanye West.

She told the magazine, “I used to always say I can’t wait to get pregnant because I will just eat whatever I want, but it’s completely different. I’m like, OK, I want to eat as healthy as possible.”