Michael Lohan is planning on writing his very own tell all book — because he’s just so classy like that. Reportedly, the Father of the Year has already signed his own deal to become a published author. In fact, his first offering as an author will be a tell all memoir. Lindsay and Dina — be warned!
According to publisher Transmedia Group, Michael’s book is tentatively, and briefly, entitled “I Am Not Daddy Dearest … If I Can Turn It All Around, You Can Too!” We’re told it will focus on how he became a “Bible-quoting minister, drug interventionist, and successful business man.”
But yeah, he’ll also be talking about Lindsay.
Michael admits part of the reason he’s writing the book is that Dina Lohan is writing her own scathing memoir — and he wants to tell his side of the story.
Michael says he was also inspired the night “God pulled me from my wrecked car and mangled life before it exploded” — but c’mon … this is about Dina.
Is this something that there is really a market for? Can you honestly say that you’re going to pick up a copy of Michael Lohan’s book? Hit the comments and let us know your thoughts. Of course, when Michael is done profiting from Lindsay’s name, he can always use his new son Landon to mooch from. Oh wait. He has already started that, hasn’t he? One has to wonder how much TMZ paid him for those first photos of their new addition. Any guesses?
by Jessica LeFevre on February 11, 2013 | Comments Off