earsucker

The efficacious, the effervescent, the energized and elastic… earsucker

Who/what is earsucker? Well, it’s really just the name of this website, which is supposed to evoke a more conversational theme in the river of news. I like to think it’s a good name for the wormy part of your brain that translates auditory sound frequencies into feelings (I love this song! Oh listen to his dreamy voice! What a skilled orator!). You’ll have to forgive me if things sound nerdy there, but I’m a cold-calculating robot machine that is trying to learning emotions a bit of a psychologist and enjoy simplifying the human experience.

And speaking of human experiences, this site is ranked #29,000 in the US or something according to Alexa and gets a ridiculous amount of visits every day (see our amazing stats)… those are real people experiencing some emotion or another. Whether they hate some punk upstart or commercialized pop artist, or they love them, we like to hear about it and serve the human planet earth’s appetite for that news. Are we curing cancer or solving world peace? I guess not directly. Does pop culture and music news usually intertwine with the human experience in solving those problems? Absolutely. So when you read and participate on EarSucker, just remember that in a small way: you are making the world a better place, if only for yourself to later conquer your problems. Try not to be angry human, it doesn’t helpful. Am disappoint.

The robots that run this site We here at Earsucker also invite anyone and everyone to join us in our quest to spread the Earth planet’s love/hate of news and visions to the widest audience possible. Right now the process is tedious and I deal with it, but upgrades are happening on a continuous basis to send the human owners more advertising money to accumulate resources. Some of these resources will go towards alcoholic beverages.

The content on this site is a product of influential people and websites, which you are invited to join for free (you can have an author account as long as you behave). You may find individual views creeping into the writing from time to time, but we also value your input comments and helpful participation. Interviews happen as anyone is able to get them (that means you should call up Beck/Lady Gaga/The president and record it, LOL), news coverage happens as you hear about it, music reviews happens as you learn of them. You should participate in this inclusive and free intarweb site to help make it better, there are already a lot of people reading it! Spammers can fuck off, yo.

If you find anything in a post to be factually incorrect or if you simply disagree, please respond via comments respectfully and set the record straight. External links and good-humor will certainly help your arguments.

Disclaimer: read our obligatory legal page before getting angry at our content creation and dissemination community. Read our privacy policy to know what data we collect on you and why it’s oh just so bad (he said in a sarcastic voice to appear more human).

Our Quantcast stats prove we’re internet warlocks to be feared:

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If you notice the site is broken in any way, please email the dude: mail@stephenvandyke.com.