So Amanda Bynes really isn’t the most sharpest tool in the shed. When she was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence on April 6th, it was because she sideswiped a police officer and then refused to submit to a breathalyzer test.
Since, she took to her official Twitter account to say, “I can’t help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don’t drink so the DUI is false.”
On Tuesday, the actress was formally charged with DUI, something she wishes the President would handle for her. She tweeted earlier Tuesday, “Hey @BarackObama… I don’t drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don’t hit and run. The end.”
If convicted of DUI, she faces 48 hours in jail, along with three years of probation and an alcohol program that would last for nine months. In addition, the actress could lose her driver’s license for an entire year.
Perhaps someone should just hire a driver already? We don’t care if you wanna get your drink on, but when you can afford to be driven around, then why not just be safe and do that?
UPDATE: We’re not sure if it’s a case of TUI but this series of tweets prior to Miss Bynes’s free photography from the LAPD made us want to run around yelling “Lilac!” at the top of our lungs while waving a bottle of definitely not alcohol.