Angelina Jolie Is 98 Pounds, Pregnant & Headed For Rehab?

Angelina Jolie Is 98 Pounds, Pregnant & Headed For Rehab?

According to the latest issue of Star magazine, Angelina Jolie weighs only 98 pounds, is pregnant with her seventh child with Brad Pitt and is headed to rehab! Wow, now that’s a mouthful!

Of course, their cover features a super thin photo of Angelina to drill the point home. I guess the thin and pregnant stories were getting a little boring? So why not add a trip to rehab in the mix?

Also featured in this issue is the real scoop on why Katy Perry and Russell Brand ended their marriage. They tout the reason for their separation as COCAINE! However, what they fail to mention is who the offending cokemonster is. So we’ll have to scratch our heads wondering.

In addition to that, they are claiming that Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are getting a divorce. Why? Because she discovered his secrets!

The tabloid also features a story on Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, who they’re reporting are having a baby! Congratulations to them if the news is true.

What do you think of this latest cover? Is it a new low for Star? Hit the comments and let us know your thoughts!

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