Angelina Jolie’s Assistant Tells All!

Angelina Jolie's Assistant Tells All!

Angelina Jolie graces the cover of the latest issue of In Touch Weekly with the headline that her assistant is “telling all”!

According to their report, Angelina locks her kids in their bedrooms while she gets drunk. In addition to that craziness, they’re also claiming that she has a “disturbing online addiction” and she’s on some strange soup diet.

Also featured in this issue is Jennifer Lopez, who they’re claiming is dating a criminal. Along with that, they’re covering the Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher divorce drama with the “final insult” and “what Demi found”.

Interesting. So is Casper Smart a criminal? Is Angelina Jolie a boozehound who locks her kids up so she can hit the bottle? And what did Demi Moore find that was the final straw?

What do you think? We’re going to go ahead and call BS on the reports about Angelina. With six children and a ton of money, we doubt that she would have to lock her kids in their rooms to have some drinks. She could just hire a nanny, right? Besides that, Brad Pitt isn’t likely to put up with his baby’s mama doing that stuff, right?

Thoughts?