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Even though she always denied it, The Smoking Gun has uncovered the truth about Bea Arthur’s secret military career. She entered the Women’s division in 1943 using her given name Bernice Frankel.

Seeing her again just makes me miss her humor as Dorothy from the Golden Girls…. All we have left is Betty White now. Long live Betty, she is our treasure.

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Lindsay Lohan wants to be rid of her ankle jewelry – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Lana Lawless, transgendered golfer, sues LPGA – Celeb Glitz

Lady Gaga reveals sexy, meat-free outfit – Holy Moly

Ken Paves dumps Jessica Simpson – Bricks & Stones

Jennifer Aniston & Joan Collins’ feud – Celebridoodle

Kelsey Grammer’s divorce aftermath – Right Celebrity

50 Cent has packed on the pounds – Celebrity Pixx

Norah Jones is releasing a new album – The Star Celeb

AnnaLynne McCord is freaking me out – Celebslam

Politics gets personal at Academy’s Doc Series – Daily Red Carpet

Rihanna’s unusual request – Gossips Anonymous

Get the look: Drew Barrymore – Fashion Grail

Amy Winehouse opens up in Harper’s Bazaar – Celebutante Sisters

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Perez Hilton is a whiney crybaby – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Katherine Heigl describes the hot tub incident – Celebrity Cafe

10 Celebrities so awkward they’re cute – Girls Talkin’ Smack

Britney Spears covers Cosmo magazine – Swanky Celebs

Selena Gomez wants to put your eye out – Celebrity Hot Sauce

A variety show for Britney Spears? – Poor Britney

Angelyne might be broke & writing a book – Tabloid Prodigy

Mario Lopez shows off his daughter – Amy Grindhouse

Huge Breaking Dawn casting news – Backseat Cuddler

Zach Galifianakis, swimsuit model – Celeb Glitz

Justin Bieber’s rap alter-ego – Oh The Scandal

Katy Perry’s honeymoon tent – Dana’s Dirt

Anderson Cooper goes incognito – Lolebrity

Eminem…hardcore, even on holidays – Celebrity Pixx

Justin Bieber called Miley Cyrus at 3 a.m. recently and pranked her. Nice. This makes me want to like Bieber, but not enough to buy any of his stuff.

Usher and Miley talked to Graham Norton in a recent interview, where the Disney starlet said that no one is going to have Bieber fever, because she’s going to kill him.

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So this dude called FAROFF made a really catchy mashup of some music your parents probably listened to, but then made it bopper friendly and fun to dance to by adding LCD Soundsystem so that teh ittelerate kids of touyube will be pleased. I personally really liked it, so I can assume our own illiterate readership will appreciate me posting this. On top of all that, the video syncs up nicely and will not make you look like a homo if you show it to your internet friends. (continue reading…)

If you can watch this parody of a boy band video to 1:50, you’ll be rewarded with one of the most insane mind-fuck videos that harkens back to something Aphex Twin might have put out. Cancer Jesus goes Shoop da Whoop on a boy band! Video and extra links to other Hot Chip videos after the jump. (continue reading…)