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Well, in a completely unexpected fashion, skanky socialite and pseudo-celebrity Paris “tramp” Hilton was arrested Friday night in Las Vegas. For, of all things, COCAINE POSSESSION!

OH MY GOD! BIG TIME SHOCKING NEWS RIGHT?

HA! Fucking twat!

TMZ.com reported that a car that Hilton was traveling in, was pulled over outside the Wynn hotel in Vegas, and the driver was to be charged with drug related DUI. And as she was pulling of ALL things lip balm out of her purse, out popped a baggie of COCAINE!

Totally laughable.

She ingeniously thought up the excuse that it wasn’t hers. So of course, the cops bought her story and set her free…. not so much!

She was arrested for possession of a controlled substance, and released.

When will idiots like her get a clue? I guess they will do anything to make the news…

I’m so beyond nearly speechless on this one… but not quite.

Lady Gaga halloween costumes. WOW!

If you ever wanted to look like a freak but never knew how… now you can! And for only $399.99! I’m totally making up that price-tag. I haven’t a clue what these are going for, I’m just shocked they’re going at all!

Check ‘em out! (continue reading…)

Ok, so it’s not technically a porn movie… but it’s definitely supposed to be racy. Complete with orgies, and threesomes, and girl on girl action…

Wait… are we sure this ISN’T a porn movie?

In an attempt to eradicate her ‘bubblegum’ image, Kristen Stewart, like many before her, (La Lohan for instance) is taking on a very ‘adult’ sort of role.

The upcoming film “On the Road” is an adaptation of an old Jack Kerouac novel about a young guy who sets out on the road in the US and well, I’m guessing some debauchery creeps in there somewhere… cuz well… Kristen’s character is said to be proud of her love of giving blow jobs.

Nice family film I see…

I think I’d rather watch Lohan as porn queen Linda Lovelace, to be honest… at least psycho Linds has some sex appeal.

GOD, like I wanna picture Kristen’s head bobbing up and down on some dude’s cock… EEW!

I’m fully gonna pass on this garbage. Go back to being Bella Swan you little twit… and once the series is over, hopefully so will your career!

Till next time kiddies! Keep hating!

WH

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Oh Megan!

Yes, she’s hot.

Yes, she’s got a great body.

Yes, she’s retarded.

I can’t decide if she’s trying to save money by wearing her stepson’s clothing, or if she’s just that big a skank that 10 sizes too small clothing gets her off…. hmmmm? Ponder, ponder!

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….and the hits just keep on a coming!

It has been reported that due to DISMAL record sales, and lacklustre concert ticket sales (resulting in a canceled tour), that former pop superstar CHRISTINA AGUILERA has taken to doing weddings and bar mitzvahs to make ends meet.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen!

I just love to see things like this happen… I know, I’m awful! But who cares!?? What AGUILERA needs to do, is get some ORIGINAL ideas for a change… quit copying BRITNEY, or MADONNA, or most recently LADY GAGA!

They are all better at what they do than she is, end of story. I mean the girl definitely has a great voice, but she’s SO irritating! I swear I wanna shoot myself every time I hear her!

She was apparently trying to charge £1.3 Million  per gig. HA! That’s totally laughable! I’m glad her hubby Jason Bratman had the sense to convince her she’s not worth more than £157,000.

I wish her well in her new career. Adam Sandler made it look like SO much fun… LOL!

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According to People Magazine, former Tonight Show bandleader Kevin Eubanks will return to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, but in a lesser role. Apparently it looks like Jay Leno will have to find a full time bandleader and hopefully be able to develop the same level of chemistry that he has enjoyed with Kevin Eubanks.

“His plans are in flux, but Kevin Eubanks says that for now he’ll still be with Jay Leno when they return to the Tonight Show, but in a reduced capacity.

Eubanks, who joined the Tonight Show in 1992 and became bandleader two years later, reportedly was going to leave at some point after the show resumes March 1 following a disappointing prime-time run. “