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There are rumors flying that teen singer Justin Bieber likes to smoke weed. Just like the rest of the rumors surrounding the singer, it’s likely that this one is untrue as well. That is, unless you see him toking on a bong sitting between Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson while perusing the latest copy of High Times.

Otherwise they call it “acting”. Remember, this could be a shot from his upcoming stint on CSI.

Now that Simon Cowell has jumped from the American Idol ship, Ellen DeGeneres was shortly behind. And today, we’ve just learned that Kara DioGuardi has been canned, in favor of Jennifer Lopez. Wha?

And the rumors go on to reveal that the only remaining original judge will be Randy Jackson. He’s said to be joined at the judge’s table by J-Lo and Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler.

Will you watch?

Paris Hilton is adamant in letting everyone know that she did not get paid one million dollars to party with Malaysian business man Taek Jho Low.

She denied the claims that he paid for her to offend people on his yacht party, but her rep said that he is in fact, very generous.

Page Six reports:

“They are friends. Jho has invited Paris and her sister, Nicky, out to St. Tropez as friends. He has not paid her in any way, although he is extremely generous.”

Rumor has it that Jessica Simpson is being tapped to replace Simon Cowell at the judge’s table on American Idol. Whaaa?

Since Paula Abdul has been looking for dancers for her show, I guess that means that they couldn’t persuade her into returning to the show. A lot of names have been thrown around since Simon announced his departure, but Jessica Simpson? It just seems odd.

An inside snitch said, “She’s met with producer-creator Simon Fuller several times. They like her — she’s a good fit — and she likes it. Now it’s just a question of how to fit her in.”

As far as replacing Simon, the source said, “She’s not his replacement — they’re two entirely different personalities. This is part of a massive overhaul of the show. There may be more judges, more opinions.”

If you’re wondering whether or not this wreaks of her father Joe, it most certainly does. A spy added, “He’s been heavily involved with Idol. His client Travis Garland [also a client of Perez Hilton's] performed on the May 19 show. Joe was there to support him, and Jess wrote one of his songs. She’d be crazy to turn it down. She’ll just say things without thinking, and that’s what they want — that’s great TV!”

I think that last statement was written by dear old dad. “That’s great TV!” ??? Ummm no, that’s not great TV, that’s a trainwreck waiting to happen.

Justin Bieber thought he was being slick by hanging out on his Segway in Glendale, Arizona yesterday. Little did he know, that there were tons of nefarious teenagers converging upon him at lightning speed.

He tried to make his getaway, but the girls mobbed him. Did he think that Segway could outmotor 800 rapid 12-year-olds? (continue reading…)

In a new interview, Justin Gaston talks about his new album, Miley Cyrus and his singing career.

When asked about dating the famous teen queen, Justin says that he’s “over that” and “doesn’t want to be defined by who he’s in a relationship with.”

The interviewer asked if he’s thought of any titles for the album, he responds with “I’ve moved on” or “I don’t need you”.

What’s so funny about this video? Find out after the jump! (continue reading…)

This weekend was a real two-fer for heiress and resident airhead, Paris Hilton. The socialite started off the weekend by going nude on a boat. Then, she got schnockered at the bar with some Malaysian dude who had a “I can out-buy you under the table” competition with her ex-boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt.

Now, this photo is simply going to take the cake. It caused Jesse James to lose some credibility, but will it do the same for Paris? Only time will tell.

After the jump for the drunk as a skunk version of Paris! (continue reading…)

Before Lindsay Lohan got sent up, she got a tattoo of a crying girl started on her arm. It doesn’t look like much now, but once you check out the art used as inspiration, you’ll see what she was trying to get.

TMZ reports:

We’re told Lohan first went under the needle at the Shamrock Social Club tattoo parlor in Hollywood just a few weeks ago — and ironically chose the image because “she liked the innocence of the girl.”

The art is done by Mark Ryden, but it doesn’t look like it would translate well into tattoo form. What do you think? (continue reading…)

Forbes magazine has revealed their list of the best paid celebrities under the age of thirty and we’ve got the top ten right here for you.

Check it out! (continue reading…)

Kim Kardashian took to her official Twitter page to try to persuade a fan not to have plastic surgery in an attempt to look like the reality television actress.

The fan, Brisa Johnson, tweeted, “I’m getting head 2 toe plastic surgery nxt week 2 look like @kimkardashian so my husband won’t leave me. He worships her.”

Kim Kardashian replied, “NO”, followed by “Pls dont. Ur husband should love u 4 who u are! Don’t try 2 b someone else. Im sure u are beautiful inside &out! Just as u are. Don’t change yourself for anybody but yourself…be happy with who u are! Someone will appreciate and adore u just as you are.”

Who knew Kim could dispense good advice? Now, she can follow that herself and stay from under the knife.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are so in love that they’re never going to split up! He also said that Angelina has been talking about wanting to adopt another baby from Ethiopia.

He said, “I love Angie and we were never going to split up. That is why I had to do something about all the untrue rumors flying around about us and protect my family. The truth is that we are in love, we have six kids together and she’s the mother to my children and a delightful person. She is a wonderful mother. Angie just loves babies – and she wants another.”

The duo already have Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne. And now they plan on adding another child to their rainbow nation of children.

He added, “We wanted to adopt another baby from Ethiopia, where we adopted Zahara, but the country has clamped down. It means it is very hard to take babies out of there and to America now, but we are going to try for one more baby. The twins are two years old now and getting really big. And Shiloh is growing up so fast. She likes boy’s clothes. I think she thinks she actually is a little boy! It is so funny. Our children bring us so much joy.”

How sweet. But I really don’t know how they balance all of their time.

If you’ve been sporting a “Free Lindsay” t-shirt lately, then you might be in luck!

It has been rumored that Lindsay Lohan is likely to be sprung from the clink sometime today. Due to her model behavior, reportedly, as well as overcrowding, Lindsay could be back to crack tweeting by later on tonight. We’re not sure how likely that is, considering that she’s only been locked up for five days, but that’s the rumor.

Another rumor that’s floating around is that Lindsay has been cutting herself in jail and has been taunted by other inmates who’ve been calling her “Firecrotch”. Poor thing, jail is such a tough place and I’m sure she’ll tell us all about it in an interview she does soon. And you know she’ll make bank on it, too.

Taylor Swift was seen kissing her Mine video co-star Toby Hemingway.

When speaking about the song, she said, “‘Mine’ is a song that is about my tendency to run from love, it’s been a recent tendency. Every really direct example of love that I have had in front of me has ended in goodbye, has ended in breakups. So I’ve developed a pattern of sort of running away when it comes time to fall in love. This song is sort of about finding the exception to that.”

I guess I’d feel the same way if Joe Jonas broke up with me over a quick telephone call.

Justin Bieber has been taken away as his bad alter-ego, Jason McCann, in the season premiere of CSI.

His episode is set to air on September 23, 2010 on CBS. The teen singer tweeted this yesterday, “CSI premieres on Thursday, Sept 23rd on CBS…and I told you I was a BAD MAN!!”

I wonder what he did to get cuffed?

Katy Perry graces the cover of the newest issue of Billboard magazine. She talked about her new single, resorting to scandalous stunts and her death wish.

Check out what she had to say:

On her first single off her new record: “I’m not saying, ‘Oh, my God! ‘California Gurls’ is a f—ing genius opus!’ I just know what kind of card this summer needs, and that’s the one I’m playing.”

On not having to resort to scandalous stunts to get attention: “I’m not coming out trying to prove anything to anyone, like, ‘Oh, I’m in assless chaps!’ or ‘I can’t be tamed! I’ve already been through that phase. I started at 23, you know?”

On the inspiration for “Fireworks”: “Basically I have this very morbid idea…when I pass, I want to be put into a firework and shot across the sky over the Santa Barbara Ocean as my last hurrah. I want to be a firework, both living and dead. My boyfriend showed me a paragraph out of Jack Kerouac’s book On the Road, about people that are buzzing and fizzing and full of life and never say a commonplace thing. They shoot across the sky like a firework and make people go, ‘Ahhh.’ I guess that making people go ‘ahhh’ is kind of like my motto.”

Isn’t she doing stunts, though? Shooting ice cream out of your boobs and appearing naked on a cotton candy cloud seems like stunts to me. What do you think?

Kristen Stewart will never join celebrity tweeters like Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, because she feels that it would never be enough for her fans.

When asked about joining the social networking site, she responded, “I can’t be online because, I have to be online! I’d love to please the fans because of the way they support us, but time is not enough. It wouldn’t be enough the ammount of time I spent online with them.”

Would you like to see Kristen on Twitter? What would you ask her?