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In case you’ve missed it, the big story of the day is how Amanda Bynes was dumb enough to get herself arrested last night. She was in the lobby of her apartment building with some marijuana and was talking to herself. Her door man called the cops and reported her.

The police arrived to her door, knocked and entered to see a bong sitting around. So, Amanda tossed it out of the window. She was booked for criminal marijuana possession, reckless endangerment and felony tampering of evidence. What a freakin’ moron.

She went to court today wearing a funky, huge blonde wig and told the court that the bong was actually a vase. She’s been released on her own recognizance and is due back in court next month.

Above, you can see her mugshot photo. We’re disappointed that they didn’t let her use a Twitter selfie, but we’re sure that she’ll be suing them for releasing the photo any moment now.

On Wednesday, May 22, 2013, MasterChef returned for its fourth season to find the nation’s most talented home cook. If you’ve missed the season four premiere episode, you can get caught up with the recap here.

Chef Gordon Ramsay, restaurateur Joe Bastianich and chef Graham Elliot weren’t sure what they would be in for, for the show’s auditions. As it turns out, they were subjected to some disgusting dishes, as well as some attention seekers.

Watch the video montage of the worst dishes of the evening:

You can also read Joe’s post on the auditions episode at People magazine. We can’t wait to see more of the show and find out who’s the next MasterChef! Are you a fan?

On Thursday night, Amanda Bynes was arrested for possession of marijuana — after she allowed the police to enter into her apartment. It all began when Amanda was spotted in the lobby of her building with a joint. A building official called the cops after noticing that she wasn’t acting strangely and talking to herself.

The police arrived on the scene and knocked on her door — and she let them in. TMZ reports:

Our sources say when police saw the bong Amanda quickly tossed it out the window … which fortunately didn’t hit anyone on the street below.

Amanda, who was wearing a platinum blonde wig, was placed under arrest and went ballistic, yelling, “Don’t you know who I am?”

She was booked for criminal possession of pot, as well as reckless endangerment and FELONY tampering with evidence.

Our law enforcement sources say Amanda was briefly taken to a hospital for psychiatric evaluation and then taken to the station for booking.

But the cop shop wasn’t the last stop. A cuffed Amanda was then taken to night court just before midnight. She’s still there in a holding cell, waiting for a judge. She should get a hearing sometime this AM.

At least they’re getting her mug shot with her “new nose”. The Bynes will be pleased.

Dear Kim Kardashian, Nikki Sixx is really tired of your crap! As a matter of fact, so is the rest of the world.

While there was a tragedy looming in Oklahoma due to a deadly tornado, Kim was busy self-promoting her Kartrashian products on Twitter. Other celebrities were reaching out for donations to the Red Cross to aid in helping the victims. Meanwhile, somewhere oblivious in California, Kim is like “Hey, buy my products!”

Read what Nikki had to say to Kim about her crass behavior here at Allie Is Wired!

The man has a point, no?

The Doors’ founding member Ray Manzarek has passed away from cancer at the age of 74-years-old. He was a rock and roll pioneer and will be sorely missed in the music community. From the band’s official Facebook page:

Ray Manzarek, keyboardist and founding member of The Doors, passed away today at 12:31PM PT at the RoMed Clinic in Rosenheim, Germany after a lengthy battle with bile duct cancer. He was 74. At the time of his passing, he was surrounded by his wife Dorothy Manzarek, and his brothers Rick and James Manczarek.

Manzarek is best known for his work with The Doors who formed in 1965 when Manzarek had a chance encounter on Venice Beach with poet Jim Morrison. The Doors went on to become one of the most controversial rock acts of the 1960s, selling more than 100-million albums worldwide, and receiving 19 Gold, 14 Platinum and five multi-Platinum albums in the U.S. alone. “L.A.Woman,” “Break On Through to the Other Side,” “The End,” “Hello, I Love You,” and “Light My Fire” were just some of the band’s iconic and ground-breaking songs. After Morrison’s death in 1971, Manzarek went on to become a best-selling author, and a Grammy-nominated recording artist in his own right. In 2002, he revitalized his touring career with Doors’ guitarist and long-time collaborator, Robby Krieger.

“I was deeply saddened to hear about the passing of my friend and bandmate Ray Manzarek today,” said Krieger. “I’m just glad to have been able to have played Doors songs with him for the last decade. Ray was a huge part of my life and I will always miss him.”

Manzarek is survived by his wife Dorothy, brothers Rick and James Manczarek, son Pablo Manzarek, Pablo’s wife Sharmin and their three children Noah, Apollo and Camille. Funeral arrangements are pending. The family asks that their privacy be respected at this difficult time. In lieu of flowers, please make a memoriam donation in Ray Manzarek’s name at www.standup2cancer.org

May he rest in peace. Robby Krieger issued a statement on Ray’s passing. He said, “I was deeply saddened to hear about the passing of my friend and bandmate Ray Manzarek today. I’m just glad to have been able to have played Doors songs with him for the last decade. Ray was a huge part of my life and I will always miss him.”

RIP Ray Manzarek.

Teen singer Justin Bieber was booed by the audience at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards!

Cee Lo Green presented the Biebz with the Milestone Award and he arrived on the stage to a roar of cheers…but when he started to speak, they turned on him. Watch the video below:

The joke of the century is that he wants to be known for his craft. If he wants to be known for that, perhaps he should stop being a douche and concentrate his efforts solely on the music itself. Instead, he’s become known for being a crappy dresser, drug user and pretentious idiot. Thoughts?

Nicki Minaj has announced that she is leaving “American Idol” after this season. There were rumors that the entire judging panel was getting the boot, so this should come as a surprise to absolutely no one. Randy Jackson has already announced his departure from the show, so we’re basically waiting on the announcement from Keith Urban and Mariah Carey.

From Us Weekly:

“It’s safe to say she isn’t coming back to Idol,” an insider tells Us, adding that the “Roman Holiday” rapper will be focusing on her next album, touring, and endorsements. “She’s okay with it. She had a great time but was only going to do one season anyway.”

Is anyone shocked? Do you think you’ll miss any of the judges next season? We were legitimately surprised to hear about Randy leaving the show, but this isn’t surprising at all. Was Nicki the most annoying judge?

Want to know just how much “Vogue” editor Anna Wintour doesn’t like Kim Kardashian? Just check out the photo of Kim and Kanye West together at the Met Gala! Wait, you don’t see Kim? You can see that ugly couch looking dress that she’s wearing, but that’s about it. Ha.

Anna finally relented in allowing Kanye to bring Kim to the event, but wouldn’t allow her likeness to appear on Vogue’s official website. Fitting, no? Kim looks like a whale covered in couch!

It’s funny that we and Anna think so much alike. We can’t stand this broad and it just goes to show you that Anna really didn’t want Kim there. She didn’t want her on their website and she certainly will not have her appear in the pages of her precious magazine – no matter how much Kanye begs. It’s called “having standards”.

Lindsay Lohan is going to be trying to break free from the Betty Ford Center — because we’ve learned that the facility has just yanked her supply of Adderall. As you may know, Adderall is used to treat ADHD/ADD, but people in Hollywood circles use it to control their weight. The good doctors at the clinic have decided that LiLo doesn’t need it and have cut her off! TMZ reports:

We’re told Betty Ford’s doctors almost NEVER give anyone over the age of 15 the powerful drug, because the docs believe there are plenty of substitute meds for ADHD that do the trick without the addictive qualities inherent in the drug. And, we’re told, the doctors are well aware many people — especially Hollywood types — misuse Adderall as a weight-control drug.

Here’s the immediate problem … Lindsay is telling her friends she CANNOT stay at Betty Ford and wants to be moved to another facility that is not hard-nosed about Adderall.

And this sets up yet another crisis, because it seems inconceivable Judge Jim Dabney and prosecutors would ignore the Betty Ford doctors and trump their diagnosis by letting Lindsay make a move.

We’re going to keep hearing about this broad’s whining about rehab the entire 90 days, aren’t we?

According to the June 2013 issue of “Elle” magazine, “Scandal” actress Kerry Washington is the hottest woman to grace our television sets. In her interview with the magazine, she said, “I’m the luckiest broad in Hollywood right now. To be the lead actor on ‘Scandal’ and to in the highest-earning Tarantino movie – I don’t get to ask for more.”

As a child, she revealed, “I was not that girl. I was a kooky theater kid, silly and goofy and academic.”

If she weren’t an actress, she added, “I imagined I’d be a clinical psychologist with a focus on how performance shapes identity. I’d figure out ways to use role-playing in the healing of people.”