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Ashton Kutcher was blasted after doing an ad to promote his Popchips brand that was considered racist. The ad was said to be yanked from the internet, but we found no evidence of that. In the ad, Kutcher portrayed Raj, a Bollywood producer, along with Nigel, a hippie, Swordfish, a biker type and Darl, a fashion mogul.

The ad was put on blast by groups who called the Raj impression with Kutcher in “brown face”. Now, “America’s Got Talent” judge Sharon Osbourne is weighing in on the controversial advertisement. In effect, however, all of the press is just promoting Popchips for Kutcher’s benefit.

Osbourne took to her official Twitter account to say, “The problem with Ashton Kutcher’s ad is that his impressions were so lame and weak and that’s why it’s offensive!”

She was followed by Indian actor Aziz Anzari, who tweeted, “In light of the Ashton Kutcher PopChips scandal, I feel obliged to confess that in my AmEx spots I am also wearing brown face.”

Were you offended by the ad?

“Life & Style” magazine’s May 14th issue claims that reality TV star Khloe Kardashian has taken off a cool twenty pounds in the span of only twenty days. Can you believe that? It doesn’t sound all that healthy to us!

If you want our honest opinion, we’re guessing that this is just another way for the Kardashian family to shill for their Quick Trim diet pills. The tabloid goes into detail on how the reality star slimmed her figure down.

The magazine reports that Khloe ate tasty foods along with exercising to get her abs flat. What, no bikini photos to prove that her abs are flatter now?

The magazine also states on its cover that Khloe gained weight as her marriage crumbled and since quitting her show she has gotten happy and trim again. Was “Khloe & Lamar” causing her to eat her feelings? What do you think?

Brad Pitt and his fiancee Angelina Jolie are featured on the latest cover of “Star” magazine with the title “Brad humiliates Angelina”. Seems like a bit of a shocker, doesn’t it? They haven’t been engaged long and all of these non-reputable sources are going crazy with the rumors. Do you believe this story?

The cover reveals that Brad has been busy writing secret love letters to another woman — as their wedding approaches. Firstly, Brad and Angelina have been together for seven years and through six children, we highly doubt that they’re going to turn their backs on that. Seriously, does “Star” think that we’re going to buy this report? Were they drawing straws for what kind of Brad and Angelina story to put on their cover this week? Perhaps someone is there at the editing room saying that they should’ve tossed in some kind of Jennifer Aniston angle.

We’ll just go ahead and call BS on this story right now. It’s the same answer we’re going to get when we call their publicist.

“Keeping Up With The Kardashians” star Kim Kardashian was said to her new boyfriend Kanye West — even though she isn’t legally divorced from NBA star Kris Humphries. The reality star is denying the reports of an engagement this early into the couple’s new relationship.

“Showbiz Spy” reported that Kim is a “fast mover” who had already gotten “engaged to new beau Kanye”. A source said, “Kanye proposed earlier this month. Kim said yes immediately – but she wants it to be a lengthy engagement; she’s learned not to rush into marriage.”

The report also suggested that Kim was ready to start a family and have “little Kanyes” running around. The reports sound like they would make a lot of sense considering the fact that she was only married to Kris for 72 days, but alas, the website has gotten it all wrong.

Her representative has issued a statement calling the rumors untrue.

Despite saying that she would never do any kind of porn video, it appears that Octomom Nadya Suleman is broke and needs a way to feed her 14 children. So, instead of taking Vivid Entertainment head honcho Steven Hirsch up on his offer when she first had her octuplets, she has decided to do porn now. Is there really a market for this?

Vivid offered her a million bucks for a scene or two, but now we think her stock has fallen in the adult entertainment business. She showed her boobs for $8,000 — so how much is a solo video of the Octomom worth? $20,000 maybe? Just a guess.

She has already filed for bankruptcy, but now she wants to recover from her financial ruin. The only way to do that? Porn! Ha. The jokes just write themselves, don’t they? Do people out there really want to see Nadya’s babymaker? Gross, right?

She has signed on to do her very own self pleasuring video with an online adult entertainment company. The video will be shot this summer and will be released shortly afterward. A source says of the money she’ll make, “It’s a lot more than the $10,000 she made for posing topless.”

So is this a moral dilemma for Octomom? The same woman who claimed that she would never do a porn video? Of course not, because she can twist her words to suit her better later she doesn’t consider this porn.

Octomom Nadya Suleman is proving that things really are bad for her and her family of fourteen children. She has decided to file for bankruptcy protection.

Nadya has been on welfare, receiving $2,000 per month in food stamps for herself and her children. Recently, she blew over $500 on a Brazilian Blowout. Her hairdresser Stephanie alerted the authorities that her house was a complete disaster and her children were being neglected.

Police and Child Services investigated, but found no wrongdoing by Octomom. Today in the Los Angeles County Superior Court, Nadya filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy. TMZ has the scoop:

Chapter 7 is the most serious form of bankruptcy — it’s basically when you go belly up — something Octo is well-familiar with.

The legal docs we obtained do not specify her creditors or how much she owes — but it’s pretty clear … she’s dead broke.

So perhaps she’s going to be on welfare a lot longer than just another month or two. Take that, California taxpayers.

Kris Jenner says that she keeps apprised of everything that’s going on in politics thanks to her husband, Bruce Jenner. In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Kris talked about their views on politics, their causes and their new three-year deal with E! for their reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. So what does she think about her daughter, Kim Kardashian’s bid for mayor of Glendale, California? Why, it’s a great idea, of course!

She thinks Kim would be an “amazing” mayor! Of course she does! Kris said, “I think somebody in Glendalee was talking to her about holding the mayor position. I think Kim is so busy right now, but who knows. Stranger things have happened. Actually, she would be amazing at holding office, because she’s so smart and she’s got the kind of personality that she can handle something like that, but I think right now we’ve got our hands full at the moment.”

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Would Kim Kardashian make an “amazing mayor” or is her mother just so full of crap that she believes herself? Hit the comments with your thoughts!

Reality star Kim Kardashian moves fast if these latest reports are to be believed. Reportedly, Kim and her boyfriend Kanye West have already gotten engaged! Can you believe that? She filed for divorce on October 31, 2011 from NBA player Kris Humphries after only being married for 72 days — and she’s already engaged?

A source revealed, “Kanye proposed earlier this month. Kim said yes immediately – but she wants it to be a lengthy engagement; she’s learned not to rush into marriage. They’re a perfect match. They’ve both got their own money and they both share the same work ethic. It’s a match made in heaven. Kim says she’d like to have some ‘Little Kanyes’ as soon as her schedule allows. She couldn’t be happier!”

Perhaps if she finally got pregnant and decided to pop out a few kids, she would go away? Somehow we think that she would find a way to become a manager of her own kids, just like her mother before her. What do you think? Is Kim in a hurry to take things to the next level with Kanye?

Tonight HBO’s “Game Of Thrones” returns with an all new episode for season 2 titled “The Ghost Of Harrenhal”. If you missed last week’s episode you can view our recap here!

Tonight it looks like the war for the iron throne wages on between all the parties and wer are going to find out more about each plan. Catelyn seems to be having issues getting the Baratheon’s to join her league in order to overtake King’s Landing. Meanwhile it should be interesting to see what Lord Petyr Baelish will do for his love! And as usual it looks like Tyrion is going to be on the alert to repair the messes that his nephew, the king, continues to make.

Join us tonight as we uncover all the new drama and don’t forget to refresh the page often so you get all the royal medieval details!

Episode Synposis:

The finish from the Baratheon competition drives Catelyn to leave and Littlefinger to do something. At King’s Landing, Tyrion’s source alerts him to Joffrey’s problematic defense plan along with a mysterious ace in the hole. Theon sails towards the Stony Shore to prove he’s worthy to become known as Ironborn. In Harrenhal, Arya gets to be a promise from Jaqen H’ghar, certainly one of three criminals she saved in the Gold Cloaks. The Night’s Watch reach the Fist from the First Males, an old fortress where they aspire to stem the development from the wildling military.

The Cast:
1. Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister
2. Lena Headey as Queen Cersei Lannister
3. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Ser Jaime Lannister
4. Michelle Fairley as Catelyn Stark
5. Emilia Clarke as Queen Daenerys Targaryen
6. Aidan Gillen as Lord Petyr Baelish
7. Iain Glen as Ser Jorah Mormont
8. Kit Harington as Jon Snow
9. Liam Cunningham as Ser Davos Seaworth
10. Isaac Hempstead-Wright as Prince Bran Stark
11. Richard Madden as King Robb Stark
12. Sophie Turner as Princess Sansa Stark
13. Maisie Williams as Princess Arya Stark
14. Alfie Allen as Theon Greyjoy
15. John Bradley as Samwell Tarly
16. Jack Gleeson as King Joffrey Baratheon
17. Rory McCann as Sandor Clegane
18. Stephen Dillane as King Stannis Baratheon
19. Carice van Houten as Melisandre
20. James Cosmo as Jeor Mormont
21. Jerome Flynn as Bronn
22. Conleth Hill as Varys
23. Sibel Kekilli as Shae

GAME OF THRONES RECAP HERE!

Now that Kim Kardashian and her family have signed a $40 million deal with E! to keep their reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians on the air for another three years, Kim wants to branch out into scripted television!

Hey Kim, just because you can play yourself on television, doesn’t mean that you can really “act”. Listen to Jon Hamm’s previous comments — because he’s totally right.

According to reports, Kim is in the beginning stages of developing her own scripted half hour comedy series. A source said, “Kim wants to move beyond reality TV and become a comedy actress. She really wants to be the next Sofia Vergara.”

Another source said, “Acting is something she wants to just for her. Kim wants to do something that wouldn’t involve her sisters. Will Ryan Seacrest back her new idea to become a sitcom actress?

Do you want to see a half hour show of Kim Kardashian trying to be funny? Hit the comments with your thoughts!

The ever hilarious Ellen DeGeneres tried to read the new S&M novel by E.L. James, Fifty Shades Of Grey — supposedly for the audio book. This is something that really needs to happen, because the book is begging for her comedic side to bring it to life. Don’t you think?

She begins reading the book, then stops and says, “I’m not going to read that!” After opening the book again, she stops and asks if it’s okay that she paraphrases. Ha.

Watch the video:

Later, Ellen uses props in order to try and bring the book to life. She has a whip, some chains, handcuffs and other items including a birdcage (?).

From the video’s description:

Ellen was asked to record the new steamy novel “50 Shades of Grey” for the audio book. Things didn’t go according to plan.

She is too funny. I hope someone seriously hires Ellen DeGeneres to read the audiobook for Fifty Shades Of Grey. After watching this hilarious video, it would feel like a crime to not pay her to read the whole thing on tape.

Who do you want to hear read the audiobook for this “masterpiece”? Samuel L. Jones? How about William Shatner? You can hear all of the pauses in it now, can’t you? And now you can’t un-hear it. You’re welcome.

Octomom Nadya Suleman says that she uses the media attention surrounding her and her 14 children to help pay her bills — even though she despises being called “Octomom”.

In a new interview with Good Morning America, she said, “I hate ‘Octomom.’ I wanna take a freaking sledgehammer and crack her in half. That is some freak that they created in the media. I need it to be done.”

She did reveal, however, that the publicity often brings in cash to aid her in paying her bills. She said, “I’ve been using the media to pay the bills. Any offer now is to take care of my kids. I had to strip myself of pride.”

So that $520.00 for the Brazilian Blowout was to take care of her kids? Who knew?!?

Suleman was recently investigated by police and the Department of Children and Family Services after it was deemed that she and her 14 kids were living in squalor in their La Habra, California home. Authorities investigated, but found nothing wrong with the place.

The Police Department and Social Services visited her home last Tuesday following a complaint of “general neglect”. Sgt. Daniel Barnes revealed that “no crimes were noticed” and said that no criminal investigation is underway, but social workers may return to further investigate the claims.

There is a photo that is making the rounds on the internet of a reported Kim Kardashian before she was famous — nude, making eggs. Now, Kim is denying that the photo is of her. Of course she’s denying it, but it does resemble the reality star.

The photo shows a woman who resembles Kim, in the buff — cooking breakfast in the kitchen. Her rep was quick to blast the claims, saying, “It’s not her. You can totally tell. It looks nothing like her.”

From the back end, it resembles Kim’s infamous booty — but the face is difficult to identify. The woman’s hair looks like Kim’s, so it is a possibility that the reality star was getting naked before she was famous.

While denying the claims, she did tweet the above photo of herself in a bikini. She tweeted, “Decided to not eat the cake! This pic put me in check ! LOL”.

So did Kim have a photo of herself taken before she got her “boobs done”? It’s hard to tell, but we wouldn’t put it past her considering her past as a sex tape star.

In case you hadn’t yet heard, Lindsay Lohan has officially signed on to play Elizabeth Taylor in the Lifetime movie, Liz and Dick. Now that the casting is out of the way for the lead role, we were curious as to who they would get to play Richard Burton.

Lindsay feels “lucky to be able to do this role” and said that she wants “to honor Elizabeth the way she should be honored because she helped a lot of people in her life.”

As far as Lindsay’s co-star for the movie? She has an idea of who she wants to play the role of Dick, but she doesn’t want to jinx it. When someone suggested that Gerard Butler would be perfect for the role, Lindsay replied, “I don’t know if he would do that, but he actually does remind me of Richard a lot.”

Interesting. I don’t think Gerard would lower himself from doing real movies that are in theaters to doing something for the Lifetime Channel. That’s one step above doing commercials, isn’t it? He would probably make a good Richard because he’s talented in his field, but he would just end up making Lindsay look stupid. What do you think?

Kim Kardashian isn’t anyone new to nudity, controversy or scandal — so it doesn’t really surprise us that she was getting naked way before she was famous.

In case you didn’t know, Kim was a hanger-on for Paris Hilton as a celebrity closet organizer before she released her own sex tape. Yes, we said “released” instead of having you believe that the tape was “leaked”. Leaking something doesn’t involve signing a contract with Vivid Entertainment for the video’s release, so it wasn’t a leak. Somehow, her mother/manager Kris Jenner must’ve thought it was a good business decision for her daughter to get peed on by Ray J in a video. But hey, it worked — didn’t it?

So when we saw this nude photo of a pre-fame, pre-boob job Kim Kardashian floating around on the internet — we sighed and thought “BORING!” That’s why we’re not even posting the picture here. We’re classy like that. Besides, once you’ve seen the video of her banging Ray J, there really isn’t anything left to the imagination.

AMIRIGHT? IRIGHT!

Is R&B singer Beyonce Keeping Up With The Kardashians? She will be if momager Kris Jenner has her way!

Reportedly, Kris wants to convince Beyonce to make appearance on the E! reality show. Kris is keen on keeping Kim involved with Kanye West, but of course she wants to have that work to her benefit. Kris is in hopes of luring Kanye’s friends, Beyonce and Jay-Z on an upcoming episode of their show.

A source revealed, “One of the main reasons she so approves of Kim and Kanye’s romance is the fact that Kanye has tons of celebrity friends. Kris has her way and it wouldn’t surprise me if the cameras captured Kim and Kanye on a double date with Beyonce and Jay-Z.”

I highly doubt that Bey and Jay would allow themselves to be used like that just for the Kardashians to get ratings, but stranger things have happened. The source went on to say, “Kris is doing her best to convince Kanye to arrange the double date. Believe me, it’s hard to say no to Kris.”

It was said earlier this week that the Kardashian family netted a whopping $40 million for another three years of the show. The seventh season of the show starts on May 20th. This however, does not mean that we will be watching. Will you?

In OK! magazine’s May 7, 2012 issue, the magazine claims that Kim Kardashian wants to have Kanye West’s baby. Now that they have stepped out publicly as a couple, are they really ready to take their relationship to the next level?

From OK’s report (via the print edition):

Kim Kardashian is telling pals she wants to have a baby with Kanye West. They have been dating for less than a month, but, “Kim thinks Kanye would make a perfect baby daddy,” says a pal of the reality star.

While three weeks may seem too soon for baby talk, friends aren’t surprised, and say the Kim/Kanye romance has been brewing for years. “Kim has been friends with Kanye for almost a decade, so she knows him so well. Now, both are ready for a serious romance,” the close pal says.

“Kim will be 32 this year and always envisioned she’d be a mom by now,” says another insider. “And Kanye’s 34. He’s said one of his goals is to be a dad, and he’s heavily involved with a foster-care program. He loves kids. She has no doubts he’ll make a great father.”

So are they seriously thinking about babies at this point in their relationship? Not so fast, says Gossip Cop. The buster of “bad dish” reports:

In reality, Kardashian and West have just started going out, and they’re relationship is not yet serious.

A source close to Kardashian laughed of the latest tabloid rumor about the couple, telling Gossip Cop the pair is taking it slow.

Rumors were swirling across the internet today when Star magazine announced via their latest cover that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were expecting their second biological child together. The cover touts “Katie’s Baby Bombshell”!

According to the magazine, Katie can’t hide the news anymore! The tabloid also dictates what Tom expects from Katie and that Suri wants to be a big sister. Well, someone can tell Suri that you can’t always get what you want, because Katie is not pregnant.

The rep for the actress tells us that Katie is not pregnant with her second child. I guess no one would buy issues of Star magazine if they printed the boring truth, right?

Did you think that she was really pregnant again? Alas, no more Scientolo-babies at this time. Stay tuned in case that changes!

The Kardashian family have a good reason to celebrate — 40 million reasons, to be exact. Apparently Ryan Seacrest and the folks over at the E! Channel have decided to give Kim Kardashian’s reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, three more years.

THREE MORE YEARS.

Why do Ryan and E! hate people? I mean seriously. What do these reality show twits really have to offer anyone? What service do they provide? Everything that comes out of their mouths is utter BS and not worthy of televising. Still, the network wants to dumb down the general population of people with their incessant garbage.

TMZ reports:

Sources connected to the deal tell TMZ … Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris and Bruce will get the lion’s share of the money … and they are each getting equal pay.

We’re told Kendall, Kylie and Rob are on a lower pay grade — and will be paid equally as well.

Scott Disick and his son Mason have a separate deal. Ditto for Lamar … who hammered out a package deal to appear in both “Khloe and Lamar” and “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”

$40 Million for three more years. Let that marinate.

Reality TV “actress” Kim Kardashian thinks that the internet has made her famous. Can you even imagine how this makes Ray J feel? Ha.

Let’s start at the beginning when Kim was just another Paris Hilton hanger-on and was basically a celebrity closet organizer. Then she was a nobody. Paris released a sex tape and blew up, so Kim followed in her footsteps. Thus, the Kim K Superstar sex tape with Ray J. If that was never released, no one would even know who this twit is. And to think she’s trying to make people believe that the internet is responsible for her level of infamy? Preposterous.

Kim said, “I think that the internet has brought on a different kind of celebrity. We are very well aware of who we are, and what our place is. We are so active on Twitter, on our Facebook pages – we are writing back, we are connecting. We enjoy it.”

She spoke of the Google Alerts that she had on her name, saying, “I got rid of my old email address, and they were on there. It was the big question in my mind: Do I add my Google alert to my new email? I haven’t, and I just feel I have peace of mind now. I would look at it all day long. It doesn’t consume me. I hardly look on the internet like I used to.”

She also spoke of the negative feedback that she gets from her haters. She revealed, “I love writing them back. People will write me, ‘My phone battery lasts longer than Kim Kardashian’s marriage’, and I’ll write back, ‘Oh, which phone is that?’”

She added, “When people are so stupid, you just have to have fun with it. Someone will say I’m fat [on Twitter], or a hairy Armenian, and I’ll write back, ‘Oh, that egg picture of yours is so gorgeous.’”

So if people are “so stupid” as she claims, then I bet she was thinking that you would buy into her story of getting famous because of the internet and not her sex tape?

Conservative writer and publisher Andrew Breitbart passed away on March 1, 2012 at the age of 43-years-old. Now, his cause of death has been released. The political writer had passed away from natural causes and there were no signs of prescription drugs in his system.

In addition, his blood alcohol level was at 0.4 percent – which was not determined to have played a role in his death. The coroner’s office released a statement, obtained first by Breitbart.com, stating that Andrew died from heart failure.

The L.A. County Coroner said, “No significant trauma was present and foul play is not suspected. It is anticipated that the final coroner report will be available for release within two weeks.”

He passed away at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center after collapsing near his Brentwood home as he was walking his dog. Andrew is survived by his wife and four children. RIP.

Jennifer Aniston snatched up two adjoining apartments in New York City in 2011 for a whopping seven million dollars. Now, she has managed to sell the property, but at a $500,000 loss!

Last year, she moved to the Big Apple where she grew up — so that she could live with her current boyfriend Justin Theroux. Since, she decided to make the move back to Los Angeles with Justin and decided to let the West Village apartments go.

She said, “We tried New York, but it felt like I was in a fishbowl. Justin still has an apartment there. It was a little rough with the paparazzi. It didn’t feel like the New York I grew up in and knew.”

She just sold the property for $6.5 million, according to reports. Later, she purchased a $21 million mansion in Bel Air, California.

It must be nice to be able to take such a loss and likely not bat a lash…don’t you think?

Kim Kardashian is gearing up to go out for the night. The reality “actress” tweeted the above photo saying, “I’m goin out tonight…it’s goin down.”

In short, it’s time to get your video cameras ready, gentlemen. And by “gentlemen” we mean D-list rappers.