Britney Spears makes George Clooney want to move

Britney Spears

Handsome actor George Clooney weighed in with his two cents on the poptard recently.

Apparently, there was such a fuss going on about the Britney Spears meltdown that George wants to move!!

Check out what he had to say about the whole kerfuffle:

“I’d gone upstairs, and I came out and I’m in a robe. All of the sudden I see all this s–t going on.

“I have a guest house where my assistant sometimes is, and I think, someone has broken out of prison and like escaped, because it’s a chase scene. It’s something out of Die Hard.

“I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film – I actually think Clive Owen said, ‘Get a baseball bat’ – and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in the guest house, and I said, ‘Are you OK?’

“And she’s like, ‘Yes.’

“And I said, ‘Look, if there’s someone in the place, say the word stonehenge.’

“And she’s like, ‘What the f–k are you talking about? I’m in my apartment.’

“I go, ‘You’re not in the guesthouse?’

“‘No.’

“So I’m, like, ‘Well, then, what the f–k is going on?’ And I go out and I’m running around with a baseball bat in my robe.

“And it turns out it’s Britney Spears’ house is like, 300 yards from mine. So now I have to move.”

I wouldn’t want to live near her, either. Crap, I’d never get a Frapuccino from Starbucks ever again. Either she’d buy ’em all or the paparazzi would constantly be blocking the entrance to the place.

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