Britney Spears has not been batting 1,000 lately. Just recently, she was spotted hitting someone else’s car. She actually got out to check the damage–to her own car! This dimwit didn’t even think to check out what she did to the poor victim’s station wagon:
As the Britster was pulling into a Studio City vitamin store on Monday, she banged her Mercedes into a parked station wagon in a botched attempt at parking. After scraping up her wheels in the crash, Brit screamed, “I’m a brainiac!” Well, there’s no denying it now!
No one ever claimed she was the sharpest tool in the shed.