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Archive for the ‘utter nonsense’ Category

December 18th, 2006

Britney Replaces Paris As The World’s Worst Dog Owner

Last year, crowned the World’s Worst Dog Owner, Paris Hilton is passing the torch…to her good friend, Britney Spears.
In 2005, Paris treated her pets like accessories, and was criticized accordingly. This year, Brit Brit shuffles her chihuahuas aside for the partying life….ummm, kinda like what she did with her kids?

My guess would […]

By Roberta -- 2 comments

December 18th, 2006

Oops, He Did It Again!

Axl Rose has pushed back the release date of Chinese Democracy, again.
From the folks at LiveDaily, we find that he has canceled January concerts in order to finish working on the album. I’m of the opinion that most people who are paying to see shows that are constantly being canceled, due to the band’s […]

By Roberta -- 0 comments

December 2nd, 2006

Tapping The Vein Is Now Dead To Me

About two months ago, I sent a very nice email to Tapping The Vein requesting an interview. Surely they’d have time to answer a mere ten questions. Considering they have a few shy of five-thousand friends, I thought they’d have nothing better to do, not being that popular and all….
Off my email […]

By Roberta -- 0 comments

December 2nd, 2006

Darkmiracle - A Miracle It’s Not!

So, I must’ve been in a drunken stupor, or just overly tired from working all day when I added these tools to my myspace page. What on earth was I thinking?!? I watched the video, “The Drama”, prompted by this bulletin:
Vote For Darkmiracle @ Fuse Steven’s Untitled Rock Show!!
Just click down there […]

By Roberta -- 0 comments

November 24th, 2006

Money Can’t Buy Class Or Talent

Britney Spears was seen hanging out with Paris Hilton. Why? What is the meaning of this nonsense? Are you trying to make a comeback or continue with the white trash look that being married to Kevin brought upon you? Paris is clearly laughing at Brit, because Brit actually makes Paris look […]

By Roberta -- 0 comments

November 8th, 2006

Britney is Divorcing Cletus

After spawning two more of the Federline clan, Britney has decided to call it quits with her leech of a husband, K-Fed. After supporting this clown for such a long time in his efforts to become a rapper and attempting to sell his crap cd’s for him, Britney has jumped ship. Kevin, on […]

By Roberta -- 0 comments

November 6th, 2006

Protest Rock Via Pokerface

I had to give “Made In America” a few moments of my time. Hearing that it was rock/metal with a political twist, I was intrigued. What I was expecting was something along the lines of Megadeth’s “Holy Wars” or “Hook In Mouth”. What I got was utter nonsense. Each song made […]

By Roberta -- 3 comments

October 26th, 2006

The Bitter End of Crash Davis Before It Began

I’ve never been a fan of country music. For my readers, however, I was willing to endure this so you won’t have to. Okay, you can, if you want a laugh. Coming to you (hopefully not literally) from Santa Monica, CA, is Crash Davis. Their first single is “Bitter End”, and […]

By Roberta -- 9 comments

October 26th, 2006

My MySpace Player Was Possessed

No, really, it was just Devastation Inc. The player, however, would not stop beating up my eardrums with this nonsense –even after I clicked stop. This guy has all of his contact information on his myspace page….just in case you may want to correspond with this clown.
The good? The guitar […]

By Roberta -- 0 comments

October 25th, 2006

Madge’s Malawian Media Mayhem

On Oprah, Madonna shed some light on her side of the story with reference to her adoption of the Malawian baby, David. Per MTV News, it appears that the material girl had no clue that there was any fuss until she got back to England:
“I didn’t realize that the adoption was causing any controversy […]

By Roberta -- 0 comments

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