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October 24th, 2006

Foxy Brown Gets Probation Over Nail Salon Scuffle

Via Reuters, Inga Marchand, ie: Foxy Brown, has received three years of probation for assaulting two nail stylists over a $20 manicure:
“This was self defense. This was a scuffle over payment of a $20 manicure and she panicked,” said Rothman, one of several lawyers to represent the singer. “She had bad advice two months ago” […]

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October 24th, 2006

Urban Skipping CMT’s In Lieu Of Rehab & Recovery

I don’t like country music, I never have. However, this story is everywhere. Keith Urban has checked into rehab for his alcohol abuse and has admitted to using cocaine in the past. He will not be attending the CMT awards this year. Apparently, he has songs […]

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October 24th, 2006

Mr. & Mrs. Britney’s Baby Blunder

Upon hearing that Britney spawned baby #2 of the Spears/Federline clan, we all thought Britney was trying to save money on monogramming. Kid #1’s name being Sean Preston Federline, and as we all thought baby #2’s name to be Sutton Pierce Federline.
Alas, we stand corrected. The crumb-snatcher’s name is really Jayden […]

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October 23rd, 2006

Jermaine Dupri Fired For Janet’s 20 Y.O. Flop

Per news at The Superficial, we got word that Jermaine Dupri was getting the axe for trying to turn Janet Jackson into an R&B singer.
And I quote:
The insider explained, “Janet Jackson is a pop icon, and Jermaine tried to turn her into an R&B singer … I mean she’s [EXPLITIVE] Janet Jackson not […]

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October 23rd, 2006

Respect Copyrights Merit Patch from the MPAA

Now kiddies can get in on the anti-piracy laws that are plaguing everyone. In LA, boy scouts can earn a “Respect Copyrights” merit patch. Via Boing Boing, I found this tidbit:
This tacky monstrosity is the “Respecting Copyrights merit patch” that Los Angeles Boy Scouts can receive if they consent to being brainwashed by […]

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September 19th, 2006

Piddy/Diddy/Whatever Pushes Kids to Stay In School

Via Yahoo,
The 36-year-old founder of Bad Boy Records looked the part in sunglasses and flashy jewelry. He called some students on stage and talked to them one on one about their goals. His advice: work hard and stay in school.
“Take responsibility for your future. No excuses!” Combs said.

Does this sound to anyone else like a […]

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September 10th, 2006

Paris Hilton & Tom Cruise Double Feature

This little gem I found via Fark, is definitely the most hilarious thing out there right now. The title, “It Came With No Talent”, sums it all up. Watch this black and white short and be amazed. How do you make them go away? You stop paying attention to them!
Verdict: Thumbs up […]

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September 10th, 2006

Either The Dumbest or The Funniest Thing Ever

I stumbled onto this band today. Either they are the funniest or the dumbest thing that ever happened to music. Playing without instruments, “The Wicked Witch of Death By Death”, keeps you laughing. Listening to them for the first time kind of makes you wonder what these kids were thinking. It’s […]

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September 4th, 2006

The Colour - Devil’s Got A Holda Me

There really isn’t anything nice I can say about this band or video. The singer looks like Ashton Kutcher and their sound reminds me of bluesy rehashed classic rock. Leave it to Led Zeppelin, boys.

Verdict: The devil got a holda the lyrics. It coulda been worse, I imagine.
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September 3rd, 2006

The “Hoff” - Jump In My Car

This is the worst video/song ever. The “Hoff” attempts to lure three women into his “talking car” (ahem, KITT). This video is somewhat retro and ridiculously stupid. The girls rebuff Hasselhoff, but later, one is talked into allowing him to take her home. Only when he finds out how far home […]

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