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Archive for the ‘world of suck’ Category

September 16th, 2008

Kat DeLuna murders the national anthem& gets booed

20-year-old singer Kat DeLuna murdered the national anthem and got booed by fans at Monday night’s football game in Dallas.
The crowd obviously did not like her version of the song.
Kat, welcome to the World of Suck, you earned it!
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July 11th, 2008

The end is near!!

[Photo Credit: Sony Pictures]
When Heidi Montag’s retarded self is the answer to a question on Jeopardy, you know the world is coming to an end.
Someone needs to tell Alex Trebek that this crap is not funny. And they presume gazillions of people watch The Hills? I’d rather watch paint dry.
Folks, we have a […]

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June 24th, 2008

Heidi Montag does “Fashion”

My ears are burning after listening to this nonsense. Someone really needs to tell Heidi Montag to give it up already.
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May 15th, 2008

Draco Malfoy tries to sing for us

Yes, I know his real name is Tom Felton, but he will always be known as Draco Malfoy to me.
Your thoughts on his singing?
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May 8th, 2008

Poor Scarlett Johansson can’t sing for crap

Someone should’ve pulled Scarlett Johansson aside and said, ‘Ya know, you might not have the voice for this” or maybe plainly, “You suck as a singer, stick to acting.”
Apparently no one had the cohones to tell her. So I’ll do it for you.
Scarlett, you suck as a singer, please continue doing movies or making […]

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April 28th, 2008

Kurt Cobain is turning over in his grave right about now

Image details: Rodeo Drive Walk Of Style Award - Arrivals served by picapp.com
Smells like……Kurt Cobain would be madddddddddddd.
Apparently, Courtney Love will not stop in her effort to be a true Cobain killer.
The couple’s daughter Frances Bean Cobain is set to work with Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel.
That sound you hear??? That’s the Nirvana fans lining […]

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February 12th, 2008

Michael Jackson - “For All Time”

What do you think? This song was supposed to be on Dangerous. I think it’s sucktastic!
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February 4th, 2008

Heidi Montag is suckalicious with “Higher”

This girl must think she has the gift of song! Here’s Heidi Montag sucking it up for the cameras on a beach in a bikini, lip-syncing her song.
It sucks so bad, we’ve decided to put her in our very own “World of Suck” category. This is a special nomination here folks. Not […]

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December 13th, 2007

Prepare for an entire night of suck

Fox is putting on a star-studded New Year’s Eve show and you can witness the suck from your couch. The show is a live concert featuring Jordin Sparks, Blake Lewis, Mariah Carey.
First of all, I thought Jordin Sparks was one of the lesser talented of the American Idol finalists and I can’t bring myself […]

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October 23rd, 2007

Mel C. didn’t want the reunion & neither do we

The Spice Girls were so 90’s with their girl pop crap. So, hearing that Mel C. wanted no part of this reunion nonsense, made sense to me.
Here’s what she had to say:
“The girls approached me and said they were getting together to do a world tour, a greatest hits album and a big goodbye, […]

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