In the newest desperate attempt for attention, Teen Mom Farrah Abraham let it slip that she and Charlie Sheen have been texting since May and it looked as though the two were attempting to meet up in the near future.
Much like her sex tape was “leaked” I am sure she had no real intention of alerting the masses when she sent copies of the texts to TMZ.
Ol’ Charlie doesn’t share the sentiment and is furious that she is the fame whore we all know she is and has fired off a letter to her:
“hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.
That’s right Honey, you have to be a much higher class of Porn Star to be Winning with the Masheen.
Charlie Sheen Tells Farrah to Let That Backdoor Hit Her On the Way Out was last modified: January 15th, 2015 by