Charlie Sheen’s Roast Is About Crack, Prostitutes & Firing

Charlie Sheen's Roast Is About Crack, Prostitutes & Firing

Charlie Sheen’s Comedy Central Roast was taped in Culver City, California on Saturday night and we’ve got some of the details of what went down!

Comedians such as Seth MacFarlane, Jeffrey Ross, Amy Schumer and even Mike Tyson all took jabs at the famous actor. They picked on Charlie for his history of drug use, family issues and the allegations of his woman beating.

Jeffrey Ross said, “Charlie…If youre winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. The only time your kids get to see you is in reruns.”

Another jab came from Jon Lovitz, who said, “How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two And A Half Men.”

Seth MacFarlane added, “How do you get fired from Two And A Half Men? Do they haul you in and say, ‘Sorry, you don’t suck enough?'”

Kate Walsh said, “The only difference between Seth and the hooker Charlie locked in the closet is the hooker eventually came out.”

At the end of the show, Charlie gave his rebuttal, saying, “Until tonight I never realized how f***ed up I was. I just thought I was having fun.”

He fired back at Kate Walsh, saying, “I don’t know anybody who watches your show, because I date women who can still get their period.”

He added, “Once again, I come out unscathed. You can’t hurt me. I can’t kill me. Did you really think your little jokes were going to hurt me? I did porn stars. I did drugs. Then I did one thing everybody in America wishes he could do. I told my boss to f*** off. And then it was gone. I’m done with ‘the winning’ because I’ve already won.”

The show airs on Comedy Central on September 19th. Will you be watching Charlie Sheen’s Comedy Central Roast? Sound off in the comments!

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